See if you are wearing shorts & you go into one of those public urinals, you get splashback all over your legs. Ah don't wash my trousers every time i pish in there.
Either that or i pish like a Karcher Power Washer
Someone mentioned that 1 of the culprits was married at Fir Park. That is all.
And 'Bert'. Who's been talking about 'Revenge Attacks' ? Not me, i'm a shitebag