numpty

http://www.skysports.com/story/0,19528,12010_5639733,00.html

Ach, you always expect Celtic to get a late winner anyway, so no point fretting about it! Jennings on for Murph...

Sutton on for the Duke...

Been doing it all afternoon here...

And to be really pedantic, it would be a wee bit nicer if your links pointed to either the article, or at least the actual Twitter status message you're talking about, rather than just a generic pointer to your Twitter homepage... doesn't particularly bother me as I'm following you on Twitter anyway, but would make life easier for those who aren't...

Paedophile

http://www.newsshopper.co.uk/sport/4672322...st_in_defender/

However, if there was an usher/ette nearby (which is admittedly a rarity these days), I'd still expect to be told to sit down, just like at the fitba'.

Funnily enough, the same reasons I started drinking it myself... actually has a taste as well, unlike most of the pish that passes for lager these days. Can't get it anywhere on draught over here though (except for Becks Vier, which falls into the pish category), so I usually stick to the black stuff now

Obviously not definititve, but Wikipedia does say it was PSV: Mitchell_van_der_Gaag EDIT: As does this site, with a recent pic.... he really doesn't look the same without the hair

We bought him from PSV and sold him to Utrecht, but he spent half of his time at PSV out on loan, and was never a regular first team player during the other half. So his time at Maritimo probably was the peak of his playing career. His time at Fir Park aside, of course

Gary Mac certainly hasn't set the heather alight... had to step down from the Coventry job prematurely so hard to know what he'd have done there, but got his jotters at Leeds after less than a year (despite getting to a play-off final).

For the benefit of the folk who 'don't really know', here's the document that explains the rationale: Clicky Whether or not you find it persuasive is another matter

Not really. Stewart Kerr was forced to retire with a back injury and will never play again, if that's what you were getting at...

Plenty of places. http://www.sundaymail.co.uk/sport-news/sco...78057-21703904/ http://www.sportinglife.com/football/scott...ell_Quotes.html http://soccernet.espn.go.com/news/story?id...and&cc=3888 http://www.clubcall.com/motherwell/spl-con...ims-953998.html etc.

http://www.motherwellfc.co.uk/index.php?op...&Itemid=133

I don't think it's done anyone any harm to have him sit out a few games, but we've shown signs of missing his presence the past couple of weeks. So I agree, let's get him back in for a bit.

So if somebody takes the piss out of you, you're entitled to break their leg? How many of your mates are on crutches?!

And he didn't, AFAICT.

http://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/football/spl/...86908-21699141/

http://www.thesun.co.uk/scotsol/homepage/s...-is-a-star.html

At least judging by this thread on the Hibees Bounce board http://www.hibeesbounce.com/forum/showthread.php?t=89474

Dundee 2-0 up now, it's been coming!

Dundee have missed two great chances in the second half already!

HT 1-0.