numpty

Sounds like we're going for it now... need to keep it tight at the back though!

3-3 ! Duke again!

Sutton on for Yassa, of all people...

3-2, I take it back! 'Mon the Duke!

3-1, game over I suspect.

2-1 St Midden, couple of defensive calamities.

Nothing at all now... EDIT: Back now.

Same here...

Penalty to the 'Well! Sounds controversial... Scores!

Penalty to the 'Well!

1-0 St Midden.

Well as we played, we still allowed them 21 shots on goal, and they failed to score with any of them. Some of those misses were down to good defending and goalkeeping, but a lot of it was just terrible finishing, and we can't take the credit for that. They were crap all by themselves

His big brother was just as much of a fanny, if not more so.

Three points for me. Getting to the semis means nothing if you don't at least get to the final as well, and there'd be no guarantee of that

http://www.stockportexpress.co.uk/sport/fo...nnons_cup_quest

Writes some great comics, but

Remember sitting in a car park in Bristol listening to the start of the game on Radio Scotland, before my night class started. Couldn't believe it when I came back out and heard the final score!

http://www.skysports.com/story/0,19528,12010_5639733,00.html

Ach, you always expect Celtic to get a late winner anyway, so no point fretting about it! Jennings on for Murph...

Sutton on for the Duke...

Been doing it all afternoon here...

And to be really pedantic, it would be a wee bit nicer if your links pointed to either the article, or at least the actual Twitter status message you're talking about, rather than just a generic pointer to your Twitter homepage... doesn't particularly bother me as I'm following you on Twitter anyway, but would make life easier for those who aren't...

Paedophile

http://www.newsshopper.co.uk/sport/4672322...st_in_defender/

However, if there was an usher/ette nearby (which is admittedly a rarity these days), I'd still expect to be told to sit down, just like at the fitba'.