numpty

14 goals -- no' bad for somebody who supposedly can't control, pass or shoot

Personally, I'd be most worried that it ended up costing the club money. Travel to arse end of nowhere + having to find another ground to play our home leg + potentially getting pumped out at the first hurdle while the players are still half a stone overweight from their holidays, doesn't really make for a very attractive financial proposition...

Caley equaliser, 1-1...

It's a UK-only job, even though it doesn't say so (I'm having to listen through our office VPN)... dunno why your proxy isn't working though...

McGhee describes the situation in the Herald today as "Kafkaesque". Now there's a word you don't hear from SPL managers every day. Clicky

Anybody want to put them right? Clicky

At a midweek game against Caley? They'll probably be able to hear what you order at the pie stand.

Clicky "Rab was signed from dunfermline athletic and he was the club's top scorer as they won promotion in 1984/85 with 9 goals to his name. he was capable of performing well out wide or through the middle, he was very fast and while at fir park he did pick up a few injuries which sidelined him for months. he joined falkirk in 1985, he was also part of the deal which brought crawford baptie to fir park. he scored 10 goals in his 'well career."

Not exactly a mine of footballing information, but lists some former clubs at least: Trashy article from some downmarket tabloid And scoring for Dunfermline against Rangers.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/football/...into-touch.html

McGhee talking to John Barnes about the possibility... Clicky

Yes.

Ireland *is* abroad Well, except for me of course... would just be typical if we were to get an Irish team though, cos I'm off at a conference on Gran Canaria from the 2nd-9th July

In the eyes of the Rangers "loyal"? Not far off it.

Aye, he's about the only player who hasn't pulled out http://www.football365.com/story/0,17033,8...5282701,00.html Seriously, though, well done Clarky-- I'm sure your Uncle Phil would have been proud.

Having been to Motherwell in South Africa, I can only hope any teams practising there are employing some decent protection... it's a bit of a murder hotspot!

Red card and a pen to the 'Well! EDIT: Clarky to take... EDIT: Clarky scores!

Should've been 3-0 there... Arfield right through on Buzz, arsed it up.

2-0 Falkirk, Tam Scobie. Usual great defending at a corner.

Murphy on for McGarry, Sheridan on for Sutton.

Don't we have to spend a lot of money on the main stand every year, just to keep it open? Probably talking about that...

Well, not until the game actually started, anyway

Is "quirk" even a verb?!

Or we could just turn into another Ireland, where thousands more people leave the country every weekend to watch games in England and Scotland than stay at home to watch their own top league, and any Irish player who can stand upright and kick a ball can't wait to go and play elsewhere either...

McGhee might be a lot of things, but if he's self-appointed we really ought to be asking questions of our board