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Presume he meant unbeaten away league record... we'd already lost home league games under SK before yesterday.

Two backheels in the one move, no wonder we’re joint top of the league.

Yeah, dunno what the cutoff time is, if any.

You can already do that, I just bought one for the Killie game and it's now in my Google Wallet...

You'd also have to figure out how to tell the PATG folk where to sit, because everyone who bought a ticket in advance will have an assigned seat. And for better or for worse, we've all seen folk getting arsey when they're either or not sitting or can't sit where their ticket says they should be sitting, even in a half-empty stadium.

Technically Eddie Braben's joke, most likely...

Law 9 (The Ball In and Out of Play) says:

I have no problem with the design of the shirt. It just annoys me that nothing on the top lines up with anything on the shorts, so it all looks a bit mix'n'match.

Isn't it usually the player who chooses from the available numbers? (Outwith 1-11, which I presume the managerial staff choose.)

Jones and Maaskant had 25 first team appearances between them, I think forgetting about them is more down to old age than obscurity!

Nope. We've still got weeks to sort out the playing staff.

As far as I'm concerned, if whatever the sponsor wants to do fits in the band and doesn't give you a migraine (here's looking at you, Zoom) it's fine by me. Just a little odd that G4 do have a logo that might have given it a bit less of a summer intern vibe, but they've chosen not to include it.

Hang on, you're supposed to respond?

He's the only player my other half has ever seen score for Motherwell (other than on the telly).

No idea I'm afraid, I tend to avoid plumbing the depths of fitba' Twitter to investigate random fans' opinions these days.

Can't say I even particularly mind him, I remember him much more for his first season with us than his last.

From the replays we saw on MFC TV, disallowing the goal was unfortunately the correct decision.

Happy as I am for Wee Al, everything I'm reading on the socials suggests Luton are currently one of the most despised teams in England.

That's two clear headers we should've stuck away now.

KVV! (Thanks Wullie!)

I still remember his fluorescent boots. Seemed like quite a bold statement in those days.

Also the Phil O'Donnell game, which was overshadowed for obvious reasons.

KVV does it - 1-0!

"For once"? It's been years since we've sold anyone laughably cheap, but we have made some laughably good money from some mediocre players.

The kit they make for the clubs is, but no reason the replicas they sell in the shops couldn't be tailored a little more generously.