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"For once"? It's been years since we've sold anyone laughably cheap, but we have made some laughably good money from some mediocre players.

The kit they make for the clubs is, but no reason the replicas they sell in the shops couldn't be tailored a little more generously.

About the third or fourth time he's tried that today, thought it was never going to happen.

KVV, 2-0...maybe? Edit: Maybe not.

2-0, Van Veen with the world's slowest ever penalty.

That'd be us next year if we got relegated. But folk said they didn't want that to happen for some reason

Not if the camera is between the VAR line and the 18 yard line. Perspective, innit.

All about opinions I suppose...

They just watched their club earn €38m for their troubles. I think we'd all be quite supportive of that.

If we can't afford it then neither can our opponents, so it should take less talent to outsmart their relatively-poorer midfielders and defenders too. (They can still just clog us instead, but they can and did do that in the 90's as well.)

HIs last matchday at Fir Park as CEO of course, so every right to be feeling a tad reflective.

Even that wasn't particularly wondrous, he just ran onto a through ball with which Xavi had decided to split his own defence.

We've tried to sell many times before. Nobody is ever interested.

Maybe we could give the CEO job to an AI chatbot. Here's the application letter that ChatGPT wrote when I asked it:

Faddy nowhere near any managerial role for me please, assistant or otherwise.

Wonder if there's actually any realistic suggestion that wouldn't result in some folk saying "good shout" and twice as many saying "no fucking thanks".

Nah, Ted Lasso.

Daily Record of course headlining that story with "former Dundee United and Rangers goalkeeper Billy Thomson".

So do I when I cut myself shaving, that doesn't give me concussion though.

Awesome sauce.

Not sure fielding half a team of people who've never played together before will necessarily help, even though our usual starters look like they haven't either. I'm prepared to reserve judgement until the new arrivals are up to speed.

私たちの素晴らしいウィークラブへようこそ, if Google is to be believed.

Well, you kind of can. If our coaching staff aren't teaching them and practising how to stop making those kind of mistakes, then they're going to keep making them.

We might have a more likeable manager, but I haven't seen much in the way of exciting football recently.

Not surprised having to watch that team on that pitch every other week.