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Not even in the top five these days: http://the18.com/news/what-fastest-hat-trick-all-time-comparing-aguero-and-lewandowski-history

Which was also a world record at the time, if I recall.

Cleaning the paint off the steps?

(Netmasks and subnets are surely nothing but binary numbers...?)

Fare do's.

One suspects that might be exactly what he's been told to do...

Subbed after a clash of heads, so possible concussion I guess.

McGhee talks about the rejected offer in the presser today:

£25 sent.

Only if it's a "development loan" or whatever they're called these days, I think. Otherwise, I think you can only recall for emergency cover.

Dunno, but there's the club's commentary on the internet if you have access: https://t.co/Q43pSkC3Mq

Yep, resigned after they were relegated.

Bit concerned from his interview that it sounds like a rather hasty appointment, but there are certainly worse places he could be learning the job. Hope it works out.

Needs a minor op for an injury he was struggling with prior to yesterday, expected to miss first three league games.

Home and third kits launched today, with Motorpoint as the new shirt sponsor. http://www.motherwellfc.co.uk/2016/07/08/new-201617-macron-home-third-kit/ Multi-coloured logo in the claret band doesn't really work for me, tbh...as long as there needs to be something there, white and/or amber only looks classier. But I won't be buying one at my age anyway

Yep Click your username at the top left, then "Manage Ignore Preferences".

We also have a new media guy, Lewis Irons, to "finally replace" 'Flow.

John Porteous back with us in the meantime.

You could say that...I was rather hoping they'd get pumped, to be honest

It was? Anytime I turned over, it just looked Italy couldn't really be arsed.

A quick look at last season's fixtures shows they did have to go to West Ham on a Monday night... but other than that their midweek away games were all in the North or the Midlands.

Thought they were going to boycott everyone who voted them down anyway? Couldn't really care less, long time since most Rangers or Celtic games have been a sell out at Fir Park so any loss will be a lot less than it used to be. Won't miss them a bit.

Dare say McGhee had a few words in a few ears down there at his old club too, might have been able to talk him up and push the price up a bit...

Plus we'll probably have to pay to fence everyone in again at the end.

Expect that will partly depend on the weather over the coming weeks, but they did get to start a week early, so fingers crossed.