numpty

W00t! Now, what's the chances of an Apple-launch-day-style server collapse after five minutes?

Foul and abusive language (or even gestures) are a straight red card offence, so unless Jenno was sent off before he'd even opened his mouth, and never uttered so much as a tiny little "fuck" when he did, sadly the ref is in the clear... save for his inconsistency at not sending off everyone else who swore at him during the game, at least.

Only if they think he did anything illegal, which seems unlikely, however 'criminal' his performance was that night. If they've been investigating for a year, I'm sure they'll already have spoken to him.

Purely hypothetical of course, but if Jim could've worked half the managerial miracles at Fir Park that he did at Tannadice, he'd probably have knocked Tommy's achievements into a pokey hat. So on that basis, I'd have been more than happy to have Jim instead of Tommy.

Certainly sounded like Law was the player who was seeing most of the ball today, from the number of mentions he got in the commentary.

Well, if you look up in the Shoutbox, the "full time" celebrations don't start until 1656! (Well okay, I stand corrected, 1655...)

To be fair, at 1656 that was technically true, as we were still playing.

It says we keep letting the Old Firm hump us, even though we're more than a match for everyone else...

Lasley! 1-0

If that's what they believe, then they'll already have been booed enough times in their career without it having made any difference, so hearing a few more isn't going to change their minds.

It was a decent shout, but I wouldn't say it was stonewall. The fact that the keeper emerged from the collision clutching the ball probably swayed the referee's decision... had he collided with Clancy and not won the ball, we'd probably have had a better case.

McHugh scores!

Stevie Cowan says Higdon has had a shocker up front for Motherwell. Pot, meet kettle

McCall having a go at someone in the stand for moaning at Higdon...

On the plus side, when I heard it had gone to penalties, I expected us to lose long before it got to 7-6!

Sportsound only appears to be on until 8pm tonight (and only on MW), so I'm not expecting any Radio Scotland coverage. Don't think they have the rights for League Cup games.

Was never going to be an "easy home game" given their away form so far this season. Poor show by us though.

Sounding completely devoid of ideas today...

I used to do it that way, was a bit of a pain (on the Mac at least) to configure it to guarantee a UK endpoint the last time I tried, though...

Don't know of any links other than connecting to BBC through a UK proxy... I caved in a while ago and pay a fiver a month for one now.

1-0 St. Johnstone

Wouldn't say Sheridan was a "one time Motherwell favourite" exactly, John!

Nope.

Nobody, but there's always the 'contract terminated by mutual content' route. I give it about a month before Craigy Broon tries that approach.

I did wonder when I read this if this was really the reason he knocked back Craig Brown... obviously we had our own reasons for not wanting him to go, but classy chap that he is, I can't imagine he'd be comfortable signing for them one week, very likely knowing that he'd be very publicly putting £25k our way the next. (Might that even have constituted a conflict of interest? No idea.)