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Sentences where Kris Boyd and mobile fit... Kris Boyd shoves a mobile up his bum and gets his mum to phone him...

a tutting section

i miss about 10 games all year, most of these games are away. I'm always paying at the gate but this year i'm getting my first season ticket in 5 years - so i'm in. Its not about the owner who will leave in 4 years or the manager or the players its about Motherwell and us. Some people should wind their neck in and get back supporting the club. More needs to be done though to bring the youth back (although free season tickets to u-13s is a great thing), too many old moany fuddy duddies who dont contribute to the atmosphere.

When Nigel Adkins was appointed Scunthorpe manager in November 2006, Baraclough was made head first-team coach. From the 2008/2009 season, he ceased playing to concentrate on coaching duties. Baraclough was appointed caretaker manager of the club on 12 September 2010, following Adkins' departure to League One Southampton.[

Anyone else feel our new strip has done a Tom Hateley and totally disappeared during the summer?

Belter if it is!

Weve lost all these players and were still in the SPL. We couldve lost all these players and have first division football next season. A lot of these deals will have been nearly done and agreed in principle based on what league were in and the final details such as contracts etc just needing completed. As mentioned prior a lot of these players are on holiday. They'll have their phones with them and as soon as theyre back in the UK its sign on the dotted line time. No time to panic... Yet!

Also looks like our head of recruitment is off... http://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/gatesheads-john-oster-turned-down-9457464

I wouldnt be surprised if this guy showed up at Fir Park any time soon... https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/P%C3%A1draig_Amond

I know a few in Wellington. Youre not alone!

Where are you moving to in NZ?

Morgyn Neil and Chris Cadden i fully expect to step up fully this year... We need more youth getting game time!!

Robertson was not on those wages and isnt on 15k lol

i hate this thread!!

I cant sleep. Hurry up 10.30 on Thursday!!

We took Saunders from QP, a development fee was paid for him and he earned a Scotland cap! Rumour is that there was various bids from abroad we knocked back in hope he would command more money in years to come... Oh well!!

This is Vigurs year!!

In all seriousness though, a group of lads making our club a better place to be I'm all for it. Nancy was great, Krasnodar was class and this will be the same, the energy it built up the last time was amazing!!

No flutes at this one?

Theyve never played more than one tie in europe in one season... Sainties could be in for a crack at the final qualifying!!

St Johnstone are a rich club believe it or not, despite their terrible crowds their conference facility and astroturf generate a lot of income... Also they won a trophy (hint hint Motherwell, grrr!!)

Youtube him... PACEY!!

I hope we get the Icelandic team, i told the mrs i might be going to Bangor and she asked, bang who!? I'll no be allowed to go!!

Id actually rather Shiels than Anier. I already hate myself for saying that but i think Shiels is possibly a better player, h*n or not, he was fantastic for Killie and despite being in the same mould as that wee wank Law going to Rangers... I think we could do a lot worse!!

So when is the draw for the next round?