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What is shown above is "A LAN". Frazzle

Does she count as an Alan?

Haha - Got there first with Titchmarsh! Struggling a bit now... Frazzle (not Alan)

I think my barber is called Alan. I wish I was called Alan. PS - I have decided, for once, not to put my name at the bottom of this post, simply because my name is sadly not Alan and I feel it would be inappropriate.

If the 12th is a Sunday, does that not mean the walk will be on the saturday (11th)? In which case, it could affect Dossers travelling home? Talk about jumping the gun with this conversation! Frazzle

Mitch has won this competition for anyone who is interested. Good to know it went to someone who'll get their moneys worth out of it! Frazzle

£25 a head for brunch? Tae hell wi' that! Frazzle

Think they shat it at the prospect of a wee diddy team representing Scotland at the finals again... Frazzle

I think from that list, I would make it to Wales and below. Anything above I'd be seriously struggling. Also need the first leg to be at home or I'm in real bother. Frazzle

Aye, right! Frazzle

I'll camp out overnight then! Frazzle

The deal is as good as done apparently. Frazzle

What about bulk discounts? Frazzle

I thought it was for more horrendous tartan jaikets! Seriously, will any of the stuff be able to be bought in sets? And what sort of prices are we talking about? And will there be any actual memoribilia, or is it just this seasons gear? Frazzle

Sssssshhhhh! Don't tell anyone who hasn't subscribed to the newsletter! Frazzle

I'll raise it and see what, if anything, can be done. Frazzle

I really didn't mean to sound patronising - sorry! But aye, what you're saying is right - the newsletter doesn't provide much in the way of interest to your average fan but I was just saying that you can't have any 'real' exclusive news on the newsletter, and with it being a weekly commitment, it can only really be padded out with nonsense interviews. Daves ideas are good, but how much more interest would be generated by an interview with a 17-year-old youth player? Even though I've not been interested in the interviews so far, I'd still rather know the thoughts of our first team players than boys we may never get to see play. It might be an idea to send out an exclusive photo of the away strip before it comes out, assuming there's no big 'reveal' planned for it. Frazzle

That's not really the point. If we can't compete with St Johnstone for players then we are snookered. Frazzle