Frazzie

"...bad boy Chris Humphrey..." That just doesn't sound right to me.

Fucking hope it's 5.

I didn't like this when I first seen it, although I always liked the thought process behind it. However, now that I've seen a few photos of it on people of various shapes and sizes I have gone full circle and will definitely be making a purchase. Well done to everyone involved.

Surely with Clancy, Craigan, Forbes and Lawless' wages off the books completely, and Hammell and Lasley being paid less than last season, that must cover most of the £4k a week? Can't be far off.

For what it's worth, I'm in the same boat as you mate.

I'll be taking my kilt to any of the four. You can't be casual and smart in my book

This thread is ridiculous. Rangers are c***s and the Scottish game is rotten to the core. As 'Well fans we should all agree with these long-established facts. What we won't all agree on is whether these facts put us off the game enough to turn our back on it and, as a result, our own club. We all have the right to decide this for ourselves without fear of reprisal. Equally, we shouldn't enforce our own decision on other Dossers. Just leave it be lads.

David: Nail. Head. Bang.

I'd say the turning point was when Ojamaa came off the bench at Tannadice. The wheels were coming off the bus, having lost at home to ICT and playing utter shite then we got a wee spark and ended up unlucky not to win the game, then we/he had a wee hot streak after that to get the season going again.

I think we'll take your word for it Andrew!

I think a few of us don't want a Champions League game to be a daytrip excursion in the middle of a sedate family holiday! Get the wife and kids packed off to Butlins and go by plane, train and taxi to wherever the 'Well are playing with the lads!

I think the Celtic player was Liam Miller. I think we may be missing a vital point here - would the players actually want it? They're, on the whole, a bunch of young guys who I imagine may be a tad uncomfortable standing in the middle of a football pitch with 1000 folk charging at them from all sides. They probably just want to do a wee lap of honour and go celebrate amongst themselves.

Same boat as fatcalf. Have tried to keep track but mah heids pickled now.

The Trust asked the club if they could run this for them about three years ago to be told that the club were doing it themselves. Better late than never I suppose!

Can someone convincingly tell me who we could get in the Champions League? I am told that it is the 2nd-placed team from Holland, Russia, Ukraine, Turkey or the 3rd-placed team from Portugal. Can anyone confirm this?

10:55 from Glasgow takes exactly one hour. 15:10 from Edinburgh gets you back in Glasgow at 16:13. £9.70 return. Would mean one pint maximum before the game but a solid amount of boozing on a couple of trains. That's my plan anyway. ** That price is from Glasgow - I already have my zonecard for Motherwell-Glasgow for work.

It should have been before now, but I suspect they're going to wait to make sure Celtic don't lose at Kilmarnock before announcing them.

The team at the moment are doing magnificently well, but to have the bottom two in that list makes me think you might be on crack. Seek help.

Since I'm generally with Mitch I could more or less copy/paste his answer. Bari watching Scotland is probably the worst I've ever been with booze, football-related or otherwise. But the 2005 CIS Cup run of Greenock, Livingston and Leith was an absolute boozefest - vaguely remember doing a 'Kilnsmann' on some random village green after the Livi game. Having my shirt off and my jeans ripped through breaking a chair at Inverness this season is up there aswell. To be honest, I've probably been to about fifty games at 'maximum drunkness' levels so it would be a tie for the title. Fingers crossed there'll be a few more to add to the list next season!

I just had a wee 'lol' there!

If he keeps up this record between now and the end of the season, he'll have scored over twenty goals and almost the same number of assists in less than half a season. He could be the SPLs first ten million pound player!

Agreed, despite Ojamaa Party being robbed of a cash prize by a late, beer-enduced collapse.

I don't think I fall into the Happy Clappy or Boo Boy category but I was purely playing devils advocate for the sake of debate. Would you rather our average gate dipped by a thousand to keep the moaners away?

So are they better not to turn up at all then? It's a vicious cycle here- the fans should be more positive, but at the same time we need the players to give us something to be positive about. I think we've had six shots on target in our last three league games - hardly material to raise the roof there. Don't get me wrong- I'm still relatively positive about this team and Stuart McCall, and am sensible enough to look at the bigger pitcure of the last 18 months rather than the last few weeks so still judge his performance as more than acceptable, but I reserve my right as a hard-working, paying supporter to assemble a lynch-mob with burning torches outside the ground if and when I see fit.

Wake up and smell the coffee folks - he's murder. Can't tackle, jump, header or mark. Has a bit of pace and is decent with the ball at his feet but a centre-half he certainly is not!