Lenin the Parakeet

Oh well. Just ordered an xxl (I'll wash myself at the wrong temperature and shrink into it). When I say that I HAVE to have one of those scarves I don't think you quite understand what me and da boyz are saying. I mean, I'm sure your knee-caps are real pretty...

Can I get a XXXL please? (No option on website.) Also, I just HAVE to get one of those scarves.

In one of those "campaigns" they were out of Europe before QoS.

I don't worry about ICT too much now that Tokley's gone. How often did he score against us for them?

Would be nice if the away kit would be along the lines of the one Puma made for Farty Whistle this season - black with a delicate purple badge as all-over print. Bit gothy but that's ok with me.

My initial thought was "pass the sunglasses". At least Puma tend to make things in (ahem!) "larger gentlemens'" sizes.

Great news! Onwards and upwards.

I'll always worship BMcL for that second goal at home to Dumbarton in the Scottish Cup. (Hard to believe but Dumbarton were the "big club" that day.) Ally McLeod signed him (£100, 000) on the same day he (Ally) was signing copies of his autobiography in Grant's bookshop on Jamaica Street. I nipped down from Listen Records - hello, Pie - to get my copy autographed but was deemed too fat and ugly scruffy to have my photie taken by the press guy there. He lived to regret it. No-one else turned up.

Pedants corner: am I right in thinking no visiting team has ever clinched a league title at Fir Park? (Come to think of it, does anyone remember us being the fall guys on away from home on title day?)