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Aye, anybody criticising any of our goalies never saw Bobby Clark's display that day.

Aye, that's my understanding. As for using the wrong frame, I have no idea what the FPS rate is. So, this might be the best one. As others have said, we are trying to claim absolute accuracy from a botch up.

About the red and blue VAR lines... A guy on P&B has pointed out that these are misleading. You can see it on the BBC highlights if you freeze it and peer closely. They take a vertical line down from the attacker and defender. Then draw the lines across the pitch from these positions. It's a 3D to 2D compensation thing. And Casey IS in an offside position. Of course, even in 2D, you can see that the ball is already in the air, so they have done all this technical stuff on an incorrect frame.

Did you know that the ref in the Airdrie game was a linesman in the AC Milan bribery incident?

Joe Bark Gary McColliester Bobby Greyhound Blair Spitthedogal And too many Shih Tzus

Yeah, I wasn't going to bother with the shareholder vote, but that argument convinced me as well.

I have spent the past 11 days checking the back of my head for buttons.

And, let's not count "B" caps. Chris McCart, fair enough, but we would also have to include Stevie Woods.

Didn't we name the South Stand after a Scotland player?

Older? I'll see you later, alligator.

They just sacked their manager

I don't think Liam will be moving to Australia, though.

My recollection is that we got Marinello for nothing. Portsmouth didn't pay the agreed compensation for taking our manager - Ian St John - and we got him in lieu. But it was a long time ago, and I haven't checked.

What about Joe McBride? According to motherwellnet 88 goals in 131 games - Summer Cup and others included, mind.

Can't do a Grand National joke, so - "How do you turn a duck into a soul singer?" "Put it in a microwave till its bill withers."

What has the late, great Warren Zevon got to do with Livingston?

We used to refer to a million quid as "3 McSkimmings".

Just watched Sportscene. Did you know that we had a good goal disallowed for offside in the first half? And that Rangers had a stonewall red card not awarded in the last minute? No? You are a BBC Scotland producer.

The bits I saw, they didn't have a Scooby.

Sorry, I misread your post. And I obviously blanked the Gardner years from my memory. I just had a look through the excellent Motherwellnet site, which I think somebody on here set up?

Hugh Sproat was a McLeod signing. Was it not Cammy Duncan who replaced Nicky Walker?

Only if we get Jocky Scott (and his jetpack) in as well.

At the pie stall?

What gets me is the seeming lack of due diligence. We sign players who have had a long list of injuries - on one year contracts. Or players who will take three months to get up to speed - on one year contracts. Or ex-internationalists who are two stones overweight. And injured. The ability might not be in question, but their utility to us is questionable, at best. We also sign players who are good at something, but can't fit into our pattern of play. It seems that the remit of recruitment is just to find players, not to find guys who will be up and fitting in in August.

Did you tick the "Accept conditions" box? I got stuck on that