BigWeegieDosser

If you got hit on the head repeatedly with a drum, could you end up with a mild percussion?

'Mon the Missiles!

How about the PA blasting out the Ride of the Valkyries, wee CS gas display, couple of flashbang grenades, smoke bombs ? It's all about atmosphere, then we can all reminisce years later " You weren't there, man..."

I hate plastic pitches... Produces plastic "standy up " football. That said , it could suit the channel running , pass and move game we were trying yesterday

Sadly , as the saying goes, if your auntie had a pair of baws, she'd be your uncle. Wonder of wonders , Marv returned from his out of body experience . And Josh Law seemed possessed by the spirit of Danny Alves at times. Oh , and the Arabs got royally pumped. Better weekend than we've had for a while.

Sorry, in Just a Minute mode.Avoiding hesitation, repetition and deviation...

Top class stuff Who says nostalgia ain't what it used to be?

Better Signs of McGhee's preferred pass and move preference. Plenty of movement off the ball, and shots that were actually on target. Thought MM summed it up well enough, not entirely cliché free but a mile away from Cap'n Clichés endless drivel. On which subject, McInnes is spouting a fair amount of p@sh these days . Trying hard to convince himself as much as anything. Anyway , on to Rugby Park's plastic Subbuteo pitch with some optimism

The Ambling AlpBest memory of him at FP. Midweek game, we were making our way out and stopped to watch him take a corner at the corner next to what was the terracing exit under the far end of the main stand. Game was shit,lot of abuse getting hurled at Andy, who stops in mid kick and shouts" Gonny keep the noise down, there's people tryin' tae sleep here" Superb

Adam Coakley Shedloads of goals Followed by a cracking rabbit in headlights impression Shaun Fagsn Whose entire career was a header v Celtic. Stephen Craig Who left for a bigger club, FC Oblivion I think, where he teamed up with Brian Kerr

Big Clubber- Mister UtilityThat's him...

Ripley Law Kennedy McManus Chalmers Lasley Grimshaw Pearson MCDonald Moult Ainsworth This

Another fantastic memory, only tainted by the fact that that was the only game , home and away, that I missed that season!

Another memory jogged Going absolutely mental as we scored the winner. Surreal moment to think we were in the"Rangers" End at Ibrox beating Hibs , back in the days when terracing was black ash and railway sleepers. The cloud of ash when we scored, looked like I'd been down a coal mine when I got home. Another odd memory, in the Fir Park tie I watched a guy get lifted and marched round the track - with a dart embedded deep in his skull- yes an actual Crafty Cockney Dart. Surreal, he was completely oblivious!

I had almost forgotten the St Mirren cup game. I have never been in a more packed Fir Park, think the crowd was stated as 21000 but it was way way more than that,literally couldn't breathe. Huge accusations of us having kicked St Mirren off the park, big bully tactics. I did some business with the Buddies Bobby Torrance 20 years later and he was still unbelievably bitter about that day.

Tony Straker pulled off the rare talent of being no-footed

I remember being at that game By full time there was barely any of the Great Unwashed left in the ground PMSL My sides were sore for days..

1980 v Clydebank Met John Gahagans Dad on the train to FP. He was looking forward to watching his son play against his former club, who he informed me had f*cked him about no end in his time there. The game starts and I can see his old Dad in the main stand from my usual spot in the East stand We won 3-2 . His boy scoring the winner, I swear the old boy almost hit the roof of the stand celebrating. Then met an ecstatic man on the train the way home. So happy he had tears in his eyes 35 years ago and I can still picture it. I'm sure I could list dozens of others but that one just sticks in my mind

Granted he had an aberration that day, but his heading ability generally belies his stature.On a side note, I have a football signed by one Mr Partridge. A ball signed by a chap who scored in a final for the 'Well . A rarity by any stretch methinks , shame we got pumped. As they say however it was a right good day out at Hampden.

He canAnd yes they were

The remarkable talent Stevie Hammell has for winning headers despite being five foot nothing. Wish it could be bottled and given to Big Marv/ Chalmers/ Law et al Painful watching them try

Tom "Dead Ball" Hateley I witnessed both of his goals straight from corners - and his scoring free kick Unfortunately I also witnessed his 3500 unsuccessful attempts If only he just thought he was a tidy right back ...

Gannon brought in or developed Saunders Forbes Slane Hutchinson Coke Humphrey Jennings Page Not a bad eye for a player Shame he was a total banger of a man

Pugh Pugh Barney McGrew Cuthbert Dibble Grubb That's seven for starters...

Must've been contagious . Celtic spent the second half putting easy passes straight out of play or to a Welll player .It was a shit game, but I saw nothing in the opposition that had me in awe. Ridiculous % possession stats but that means hee haw. see Mourihnos Inter robbery against Barca for details. Much to be concerned about but panic is a long way off for me. We'll get rapidly sharper, fitter and better organised in a short space of time . Then make a judgement