MJC

And if we were in the Championship do you seriously think we would have gone out and appointed a manager who won a cup, finished second several times and took Aberdeen to numerous semis/finals? Not a chance! We would be howling even longer and louder than we usually do about how skint we were and how we would have to cut our cloth and tighten our belts and all that pish. It’s more than just a good few years now, I’d say more like 15-20 and social media has made it even worse imo.

The change kit yet again making an appearance on Tuesday night it seems. We really need a win but the best result we’ll get is a 0-0 draw I reckon.

Six losses out of seven…doom and gloom, realism/to-MAY-to, to-MAH-to. Or perhaps you’d rather hear the story of Goldilocks and the three Bears? Albeit in the Happy Clappers version Goldilocks is wearing a Claret & Amber ribbon when the bears find her asleep in their bed having eaten their porridge and broken their chairs, so for that reason they forgive her, fire up Twist and Shout on Alexa and they all jump about the house shouting “there’s only one James McFadden”…

Who has won two trophys since we last managed it in 1991? Us or Kilmarnock? Who has beaten Rangers several times in the league since 2002? Us or Kilmarnock? The answer to both questions is the same. I’ll give you a clue…it isn’t us.

I don’t see much wrong with what he says to be fair.

And do Kilmarnock really have a bigger budget than we do? Or a budget that is significantly bigger enough to attract a McInnes type manager? Or are we just unable or unwilling to push the boat out a bit more and are instead happy enough with our status as a two-bit tinpot no mark of a club who have zero ambition whatsoever?

Well they certainly wouldn’t touch our job with a bargepole. Other clubs our size like Killie or St.Mirren? I’m not so sure. As I said Killie managed to land McInnes, something we wouldn’t have a hope in hell of doing.

Firstly I would disagree that “almost everyone agreed both interim managers had earned the job” especially in Hammell’s case. Even SK was handed the job pretty much straight away on the back of two wins iirc. Towards the end of Hammell’s tenure it was clear that the players had lost faith in him and for whatever reason weren’t playing for him. Kettlewell came in and seemed to transform a good few over night but now it looks like they are downing tools for him too which obviously points to an issue with player attitudes but also weak management. Secondly as you yourself mentioned after the St.Mirren cup loss a few months back, there is little to zero expectation or scrutiny on Motherwell managers from within the club. It’s as if we are happy to just bumble along aimlessly in the hope of avoiding relegation and nothing else. With largely the same people who appointed Hammell and then Kettlewell in charge what makes you think that they will make the right choice, a different type of choice this time around? They were stung by Alexander who proved to be a poor manager with a surly divisive attitude so who does that leave? As I said we’re never going to see our board go for a Neil Lennon or Paul Lambert type. Even someone like Derek McInnes at Kilmarnock, a similar sized club to us is an appointment we could only dream of.

With certain defeats to Hearts and Celtic looming after this one then anything but a win here will confirm 100% that we are in serious relegation trouble and should spell the end for Stuart Kettlewell. Needless to say I can’t see us getting the much needed win. 0-0

Yes, I would say so.

The problem is though that it’s quite clear that it goes beyond the man in the dugout. You look at Robinson, Alexander, Hammell and now Kettlewell. What’s the common denominator? The people running the club with the exception of Burrows that’s what. You mention Robinson stopping signing duds because Lasley is overseeing him. Could another explanation for that not be that he is now working for a club with a better set up than us who is better run and isn’t hampered by our losers mentality? We as a club are ran like a bowling club committee and show absolutely no ambition whatsoever. If Kettlewell went tonight would you have any faith whatsoever in those same people then making the right appointment? I certainly don’t and that’s why we have no chance of a Lambert, Lennon, Levein type appointment. The type of man who will rock the boat and make demands of the board. It just won’t happen and that’s why we are more likely to see Ricky fucking Foster as our next manager or at least part of the next regime.

Sadly though that’s where we are at as a club. Toiling along hoping to survive without showing any ambition whatsoever. Sooner or later we are going to be relegated and perhaps that’s what we need as a club, perhaps. We need a reboot, a kick up the arse and a change of direction and “perhaps” and i cannot emphasise that word enough, that would be the catalyst for it. By the same token we could end up going part time and never return to the top flight but…only time would tell.

He knows the game and is experienced enough, that could work in our favour.

I would be happy enough with Lambert too but like Lennon he would demand a big salary and money to spend, neither of which we would/could give him. He would also have to work with a squad containing rank rotten players. And he not distance himself from it back in February when Hammell left?

If Ian McCall is still out of work I would be approaching him. Pointless discussion mind you because as I said our next manager is someone already at the club.

Correct, we LOST those games. Hard luck stories get you fuck all and those two games contribute to our dismal run.

St.Johnstone appointing Craig Levein too that just rubs more salt in the wound. He’s a much better manager than we have got and will certainly make St.Johnstone harder to beat.

I agree things are looking like they are almost at the point of no return for Kettlewell but I really don’t see us bringing anyone in that would improve us as that would mean us parting with money, so we can forget about Neil Lennon for that reason, he wouldn’t entertain it. When SK goes it will be Frail or Clarkson or somebody already working at the club who gets the job, nothing surer.

Have we not done similar in the past with certain players? Extended their deals on the quiet on the basis of an unexplained reason. George Newell springs to mind.

I’ve said that for the last three years. An absolute wage thief.

Tick, tock Kettlewell.

Utter fucking muck. This will be no wins in seven unless we turn this around somehow. Even a draw isn’t good enough. That is relegation form in anybody’s book. We are sinking and the team and the manager look clueless.

Biereth starts. Genuinely surprised but pretty chuffed to hear that. Hopefully no injuries and he continues to get us goals!

Scott Howie did the same. He didn’t swing on the bar though.

Ah that makes sense to be fair. And considering we can’t wear our Claret change kit against the sides we would normally wear it against then we’ve got to find time to wear it, even when on the face of it we don’t need to wear a change kit. That’s the problem with having a Claret away kit. Our away kit should be mostly white with the occasional change to black or petrol blue even. Claret kits should be a ‘Third’ kit. In my opinion, obviously.