Jay

Dundee Utd reserves will be playing for a place in the cup final.

Cannae argue with that. Lukas takes the headlines, but big John takes the MotM.

I'm looking forward to just spontaneously bursting out laughing at random intervals at work during the course of tomorrow, whenever the vision of Jutkiewicz making it 6-6 pops into my head.

I still cannae believe that the difference between seeing the rest of that unbelievable game or driving up the road was a piss. I can't put into words how delighted I am that I decided to empty my bladder before driving home!!

Just wanted to add that the idea of being that close to missing out on the rest of a historic game - that 'Well fans will talk about for years - has made it easy for me decide that I will never, ever consider leaving a game early again, regardless of the scoreline at the time. If I hadn't went for that piss and had headed home at 6-2, I would be so fucking devastated right now. The celebrations at Jutkiewicz's goal were absolutely fucking magic.

In any game that's a fucking outstanding goal. But given the circumstances and the time left on the clock tonight... my fucking God!!

I know I just posted about 3 minutes ago. But seriously. Fucking hell.

I'm not even going to try and comment on that until tomorrow. What a fucking game. We were going to leave at 6-2, but we scored while I was doing a piss and we changed our minds. Best decision I have ever made. Lukas Jutkiewicz is an absolute fucking God for that strike. Fucking hell!

I need to hold my hands up and say that when they made it 6-2, we decided to leave! We headed from the South Stand end of the East Stand, and I jumped in for a piss. While having the piss, we made it 6-3, so we decided to spend the rest of the game standing up the back of the Davie Cooper end of the East. That piss goes down as the single best piss I have, and ever will have, in my entire life. Hooray for urine.

Just about to leave for Daniels. Excitement's building! Mon the 'Well!

I'd say Forbes is just a bog-standard SPL level player, but I agree his great strikes in Europe and against St. Johnstone gave the impression that he was going to be something more. For Wednesday, my midfield would be Humphrey--Hateley--Coke--O'Brien.

Oh aye, don't get me wrong - Jennings and Lasley have been superb and were integral to the great run we went on when Brown & Knox first arrived. I just think it's a bit harsh to be getting so pessimistic that some are on the verge of conceeding defeat. We're going into the second last game of the season at home to a side who've lost something like 6 or 7 on the trot, knowing that a victory will secure 4th spot and send us into Europe. I would have thought that that would be reason enough for some optimism! But then again, we are Motherwell fans...

Have the club been informed that we've already lost the game on Wednesday? It might be an idea for someone to let them know as John Boyle might be able to just forfeit the game, thus sparing us the criticism about how bad our pitch is going to look on Sky Sports.

Aye, I'm fuckin' right up for Wednesday night. Looking forward to it.

Big Craggs was in the Spice Club in Blantyre an hour ago getting some pakora while I was waiting on my dinner. The Spice Club is a haven for super-bacteria. If he's scranned the lot tonight, he'll have super-human powers for Wednesday. I'm confident of a Craggs hat-trick against Hibs now. Europe was never more certain.

Got this TVUPlayer on the go. Belter!

Keeps stopping and starting for me.

Even after I'd posted it I sat and stared at it thinking "that doesnae look right..."

That's the worst attempt at spelling Schmeichel I think I've ever seen.

HOTD for any pish started by someone referring to it as "soccer".

I must admit to being utterly shocked myself!

Just to clear up any confusion, I was ripping the pish. I think that anyone who moans about prices being slashed because they have a season ticket is a knob. Slashed prices and the like happen occasionally and have done for years. If it's that big a deal for season brief holders, don't renew and just take yer chances.

RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGE. ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGH.

I HAVE A SEASON TICKET. THIS IS AN OUTRAGE. SEASON TICKET HOLDERS - WHERE ARE OUR REWARDS? I AM RAGING. RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGE.