johnstone

I got a bad feeling about this. Got to ask why it's taking so long?

Nope your still a fat bastard...

Official Mfc just tweeted we have a Estonian striker on trial and might play tomorrow subject to clearance.

Yeah a big crude cut out top will look smashing...

So based on this news - whats your ideal line up? --------------Gunnar--------------------------- Ramsden----Hutch----McManus-----------Hammy -----Carswell-----Lasley----Lawson-------- Vigurs--------------------------Faddy ---------------Sutton------------------ Not really sure about Vigurs role, but could he play out wide? I like the idea of Faddy coming in onto his Left foot - defenders will really struggle with that. Midfield looks strong, but quite slow - maybe Vigurs in there and ZFA on the left or right. Who knows, but one thing it looks like a very solid team.

Aye thats nice. I prefer having instant access to hardcore porn wherever I go, but yeah the olden days were great.

FACTS Saunders has been punted because he was on a huge wage and injury prone. Craig Reid is a young up and coming defender on a small wage. McManus has played at a pretty high level all his career - this makes him a good player because if he wasn't he wouldn't have played regularly with these clubs. 150 games for Celtic. Over 60 games for Middlesborough and 20 for Bristol in one season. Dougie Imrie may be a bit of wank, but he also has no end product and would be a very underwhelming signing if it went through. Would trather just play Angol on the wing. Faddy is a fucking legend and the best player in the SPL. If we sign him I will cream myself. Again.

Faddy and McManus to sign when they get back from Spain. So Imrie can get to fuck.

I read that too this morning and actually let out an outburst of 'aw fuck' - got a few stares from bored commuters!

AAAAHAHHHH SHHHHUUTTT UPPPPPP FOR FUUUUCKKKS SAKE. Who gives a flying fuck how much it costs and the benefits of it.

A ticket and hotel to ailcante is about £500 - if we are worried about that then we are totally fucked.

He could do with topping up his tan. Any teams in Miami?

Faddy is away. He would have signed by now.

Oh well that's us lost out on him.

Sutton is nowhere near the ability of Higdon, but we just have to accept it and move on. Decent Striker - nothing more nothing less.

The creativity will come from Vigurs and hopefully Faddy if he stays. It's pace we need

This is boring as fuck.

Hateley is a great player. If he goes I doubt we will find anyone near his level to replace him.

Might want to have a wee check that there is no shite in his pants too.

I would go further and take them out with a nerve agent.

Also with regards to Danny Wilson. I had a look at his Twitter account and he uses the word 'cum' instead of 'come' which in my book is a fucking war crime. On that basis get him to fuck.

This is chronic. Just stop.

Fucking hell that's shite...

Also slightly confused with the Gunnar Neilson move. He has hardly kicked a ball in his whole career. Few games here and there. I would prefer we went for a more established and experienced keeper. Mind you I could be wrong and he may end up the Faroe version of Peter Schimeical (I know the spelling is wrong, but I can't be fucked)

Daily Record reporting that Wylde is looking likely to be heading to Aberdeen. No shock if that happens they will be able to offer a larger salary than us. Would have been / still could be a good signing if we pulled that one off.