johnstone

The prick spent most of the game pointing at the sky. All he needed was a couple of glow sticks.

I will boo them. It's banter.

Right I am bored on my lunch break and thought we need a wee awards post to get us all going. So... Player of the Year - 1,2 and 3 Young Player of the Year Goal of the Season (This could change as McFadden might still make us all cum with a squiggler from 50 yards) Signing of the Season Mine would be: Players of the Season 1. Michael Higdon - The beast, classy finisher with left, right and head. Also scared the utter shite out McPake which got him an extra point. 2. Darren Randolph - Best keeper in the SPL and will be gutted when he goes. Hardly put a foot wrong all season. Immense 3. Henrik Ojamma - Never stops working and has more assists than any other player in the SPL. Fantastic season. Young Player of the Season Stuart Carswell - broken into the first team and looks a fantastic prospect. Would have given it to Cummins but he was quite poor at the start of the season. Goal of the Season Kallum Higginbothams scissors kick was a thing of beauty. Doubt that will get topped this season Signing of the Season The return of the King. McFadden has turned our season around. Since he has arrived we have been brilliant. He has setup a load of goals and scored two. And he is fucking quality!

Any pics from the night?

Agreed. Unless we can convince him to stay as McFadden will be off. There is the potential carrot of Europa experience.

They are a fucking disgrace. Shocking stuff from Dundee Utd. Gone way down in my estimations as a club. Cooper was great last night.

Why did this get a negative rep?! I am pretty sure this is the actual reason they are not allowing the drums!

Signing players from England has done wonders for us. Apart from Higdon a lot of our signings from within the Scottish market have had little impact of recent times. Mensing is one who springs to mind.

St Mirren just fucking shafted every other club with a big black dildo. Getting it right up them. Top class!

Hollis is the man. Anyway randy will be here for another season I think. Not worried at all about Hollis coming in if he does leave.

Still don't understand the desperation of pushing through the league setup and the claim its the only way forward. The way I see it we have an SPL and a First Division that outwith Celtic have teams that are all relatively close to each other. Look at Falkirk v Hibs at the weekend as an example and also how well Ross County have done since coming up. So why not just try and do something with that positive part of Scottish football. I.E. two go down and one goes up and then its a playoff for the second SPL spot - or another option is 10th and 11th in the SPL versus 2nd and 3rd in the First and play sme-final / final style to see who get that last place. It makes it all far more exciting. Also get rid of the split and just play and normal round of fixtures. Apart from Dundee and Celtic the SPL this season has been exciting and very close for most of the season. We need to try and make it a lot more of an incentive fro clubs to survive in the SPL.

Manager of the month. Get in ya wee ginger haired prince!

Change the fucking record! Its too expensive. Full stop. Also the Morton v Partick game was a title decider. I am sure if we had the same style of game Fir Park would be packed out.

We have pumped ict all season, why should that change? Celtic is a very winnable game especially if they have won the spl by then.

Oh what a c**t. Late December back in 65...

Bollocks. You have called him fat, lazy, useless etc. even when he was up at about 15 goals you were at it. Most normal people have seen from the day he has joined us that he is a quality player. Only fucktards like you have been complete knob heads about him. But now he has scored over 20 goals he is amazing. Bull shit mate. Bull shit.

You were still a total arse with yer shite all season about him. No backbone mate.

Stick that one up yer arse bomber brown ya mad alcoholic c**t.

John Brown is a fucking wank. His speech outside Ibrox showed him up as this clueless drunk. Everything wrong with Scottish football encapsulated into one mongo of a human being. Dundee 2- 1 Motherwell!!

Dunfermiline players at Motherwell! They wouldn't even get on the bench.

It was the same with Devlin. Where is he now? Until they start producing the good for Motherwell I won't be getting my hopes up.

Sarcasm

What an effort from Slane! Posting on twitter was fucking thick as mince, but you can't fault his effort to seek out a good time!

RIP big man.