johnstone

Best excuse in a million years. We don't play well cos our pitch isn't wide enough. Bullsheeeeeeeet.

You on yer period? Chill the fuck oot.

In the south stand with some wire cutters and a petrol bomb...

Without Lasley we are nothing. We are all Keith Lasley. Some of the pish on here is getting too much for me. Let's drop half the team and bring in players who are obviously not at this level or they would have played by now. The first team we have is basically it. We have a bench that McCall doesnt think is fit for purpose. Hence why a totally unfit Hughes was picked ahead of Forbes. Why? Cos he is no good enough.

Quality...

Born in Lanark. Started of in Law, then Motherwell, then Eyemouth, then Strathaven, then Spain, then Edinburgh, then Wishaw and now back to Motherwell!

Thats me hopefully signed up to this. Spoke to the guy and its basically just a game of football with a few coaches overseeing the games.

I think the problem with it is that it's been mounted on a rusty bit of corrugated iron with dirty stains all over it. It's like putting a Monet in an ikea pine frame. It just looks out of place. As for all in involved fair play as its the thought that counts.

Hughes only gets paid when he plays. He is essentially a prostitute for the club!!

Noticed the club are organising a wee football night every Monday for over 25s. It's every Monday at 9pm at the astro turf park behind the stadium. I am probably gonna sign up for it. Anyone else up for it?

Jennings got us that point today. He was immense. Weather was terrible but as a few have said we didn't use the conditions to our advantage. Houston shut up shop in the second half and tried to catch us on the break. We should have done this in the first half. Also we need to just shoot more. Too many times we try another pass and the move breaks down.

It's fucking horrible oot there. The wind is going to be a killer. Lucky we play it out the deck unlike that c**t Houston and his merry band of rapists.

A fiver and a sniff of Lasleys shorts after the game...

As you were arrested will you end up with a criminal record? If so then its totally outrageous that this happened to you. All they needed to do was refuse you entry and let you go on your way - why did they need to arrest you?

Even Ricky Foster was in the paper saying how we kept the ball with ease while they panicked in possession. I think the reason for the gap between us and the rest has been the very small changes to the squad and also the fact we have bought some real quality players, while other like Aberdeen, Hibs and Dundee Utd have been pretty poor in the transfer market. Hateley, Randolph, Jennings and Higdon have all been good signings. Also another big thing for me has been that since McCall has come in we have been very consistent against the teams around us. The only blot on his CV has been our record against the Old Firm.

St mirren and st Johnstone are the two I feel will be tough. Hibs are shite and Dundee Utd have a clueless bald twat in charge. hearts will probably have no players by then and Dunfermine are relegation fodder. Fuck it we should beat them all. They are all pish

It is a tricky one for the police and stewards as if there is an accident or a pile up then they are accountable. But all they need to do is monitor the situation and if it's getting out of hand then just have a word with the fans and say you can remain standing but please calm down a bit. Simple. When celtic did their huge huddle thing last season every person in that stadium had their back to the pitch while jumping up and down. It was hailed as the 8th wonder of the world at the time. A few fans stand up in Pittodrie and it's time to get the tear gas out. All this needs from all parties is sime common sense and everything would be solved in an instant.

Top notch beating those two c***s. Level with the filth after 15 games. Can't grumble wi that either. Once the other fuckers get their balls chopped off we will all be in touching distance. Imagine having a chance of the title in May. Oooooooft!

Dazzler!

Martyn Corrigan - in his prime was the best right back in the country. A case could also be made for Steven Hammell - probably one of the most consistent SPL players in the last 5-10 years, but hardly a sniff at the Scotland setup.

bbc official now

Hughes on a pay as you play deal Not sure if this was confirmed elsewhere. Never seen it.

On trial. Not even seen him in the flesh and he is already getting slated. He is probably on the ferry home right now. My thoughts... He is young, looks creative and has a bit of pace. Worth a punt.

SHUGGY!