johnstone

Who the fuck is Dougie Imrie - I have never even heard of the guy. If he plays for Inverness then he can feck off as they are shite. We should be trying to get players from England or get quality players from the lwoer leagues. Dundee Utd are not where they are now by signing SPL has beens. They sourced young talent from lower league Scottish clubs who have been excellent - Robertson, Swanson and Dillon. They have also got in top drawer English and Forgien players. We should do the same and not look at signing Cowie or Imrie!

That show is the total dregs these days, Most of the people they screen to phone are dumb as feck (apart from Elder - of course!) Then you have Cameron who is just a shit stirrer and Rough who is just a has been goalkeeper who is in with all the Hamilton Esporta crowd! Last night was a classic. The Boyd argument was priceless as it was obvious that Rough and Ewen were just playing a game to rile up the callers. Pish!

Lappin is a must! Get him and move Hammell into the midfield and Cowie can feck off. If Porter does go then we need a striker, but we should have enough funds to get somebody with a bit of pace. As for Malcom - mmmmm I say just keep him until the end of the year - he at least offers some competition for places. But for me the main transfer is to get Lappin back on our books!

Cool yer boots mate I was being sarcastic. Also read above.

I think it will be another draw. Defence looks solid at the moment, but I feel we will get swamped in the midfield. Also I would swap drop Hughes and have Klimpl and Lasley in the middle. Also Elliot won't be there as he is in Livingston scoring goals...I know I couldn't believe it either.

No chance this game will go ahead if thats the 5 day forecast. Thats not warm enough to thaw out a pitch that has been totally frozen. Move it to Fir Park. EDIT - It was the london forecast I was looking at not Inverurie....actually looks like it will be fine!

Lets not beat around the bush here. Our current team has no confidence and are not working for the manager. This equals relegation. January is when we turf out all the dead wood and replace with new players. Get some money for Porter, Smith and Hughes and go and spend it on players who actually want to play for the club. We really are up shit creek at the moment.

Optimism...

What do they look like? Big chins and horns with a tint of red in their face?

Aye they are a harmless bunch who have given me a few chuckles in the past few games. As for the stewards - are they not just doing their job? It might be shite, but then again they might get sacked if they do nothing. A catch 22 for them.

Quality player - must be kept on a longer loan deal!

I can't see anything other than defeat tonight. We just seem to have no confidence at all. Hope we can turn that around and turn this run of games into wins and move up the table, but with the current squad I just can't see that happening. Major surgery needed in January!

The quicker we accept that our pitch is fucked due to us having a dodgy cunt of an owner the better....

Lappin, Beattie, Ross, Combe and Killen - all will do for me.

Aye we need him back - missed him a lot recently.

I just want to shout 'Liar, liar your pants on fire!' to the club, but I can't be arsed. It's Christmas!