johnstone

I knew a girl at my school who stalked Darren Jackson! She then stalked me a wee bit. I look nothing like Darren Jackson...probably should have pumped her in hindsight, but life's full of ifs and buts.

Let's aim for four sendings off this week and get the game forfeited, it's important we keep a level of consistency, while also improving our card count week on week. Onwards and upwards!

Half time entertainment could be Ravensteel tossing.

Get a dwarf to put on the Ravensteel costume. Ticks the inclusive box.

2 pages of rumours and heresay! Maybe he just had the runs and didn't want to risk shiteing himself in front of 10,000 people, Theo Snelders style!

Wonder if Celtic might come in for Moult. Dembele injured all the time, griffiths a bit of a liability. 750,000 and throw in Cifti to Fir Park. Sorted.

Can't really grumble at three wins on the trot at the very start of a new season with about half the team being new players. Bit of perspective needed from anyone who is not happy about that. Last nights game was never going to be a walk over based on us changing a lot of the players, it was a plastic pitch and factor in we have the wee group pretty much down up after saturdays win. I still think this season will be a bottom half struggle as I don't think we have the squad size or creative quality to push for top six. Few injurys and we are going to struggle. I hope to be proved wrong though!

Club in a tricky situation with Moult. Sell and we end up with a big wad of cash. Keep and his goals could keep us out of the relegation zone and finish the season with a big wad of cash....

Situation with Jacob Blyth is a tricky one. There is no way we can ship him for doing drugs as there is no proof he did. You can't exactly trust the sun as a pillar of accurate legal information. Might just need to come to some kind of arrangement....

Anyone who rates Bowman is off their head. A totally bonkers acquisition from the on the spectrum McGhee. His grooming is also very questionable. Stick a sword in his hand and a floppy hat and he is in the musketeers.

I don't often post here, but I had to login to respond to this tripe. Alan Burrows is the General Manager of the club and he answers to a board of directors who have the power to sack him if they feel he is not doing a decent job. He is in no way responsible for the performance of the team or the manager and also does not have the final say in who becomes manager, that will be decided by the board of directors. The team has gone downhill due to us losing high quality players and replacing them with not so high quality players. It's that simple. Clay would not even get on the bench for the McCall team that finished second. The signing of players comes down to the manager and McGhee signed a bunch of duds. We also have a few very important players in the team coming to the end of their careers. Is it any suprise that the decline of Lasley and Hammel has also seen a decline in the league position? Rebuilding job for next season, but Steve Robinson has achieved what he was hired to do and lets see what he can do to rebuild the squad. I also want to say that my son plays for the 2011 Community Trust team and the level of work that goes into the local community from Motherwell is astonishing and that is something Alan and his team are driving. its not all about the first team, there is massive amounts of work going on behind the scenes.

Nadir Shifty? Did he not bite someone on the pitch?

Get the boy from Dunfermiline signed up! Quality player

Does that deal include crutches and a tartan blanket...

Massive difference between conference in England and the top league in Scotland. But he might do quite well. We will see.

We survived four seasons without Sevco totally fine. What's with all this cuntfuckery now they are back in our league?

Andy Robertson is supposedly going to sign for Arsenal....there's yer dinner / argument.

Shame as I think he would have been a good move for us. But if it came to it I would pick skippy as he is the better player.

Are we signing that boy from Dunfermiline? All gone quiet on that one.

Hello Plymouth....is it me your looking for?

Nicky Clark and David templeton also released from the shower of shite. Worth a punt?

You can't judge a player on one game!! These young Falkirk lads have been excellent this season and I'm sure would do fine in the spl

Adam Johnston was and is a dirty wee bastard and groomed that wee girl and also made her out to be a liar. He is a very nasty piece of work.

The fact that three teams that need to win are playing away from home might have a bearing on the outcome. Fact is Celtic will be a very tricky game and there is a high chance we might get beat, but after looking at the fixtures that need to happen for us to drop down I think we have a good chance of staying in the top six.

Why do our highlights not have commentary? Would really add to it.