Ian-in-Oz

WTF you just put me right aff ma tea

Getting papped oot by a decent team in fair dos but getting papped oot by a mediocre team is no so good so best to avoid any half decent teams. So either give us a Liverpool or a Pingu Utd.

'92-'94 was one of my fav away tops & i dunno why coz it's a bit mingin' but even to this day i wear it now & then and i still like it.

Hope he brings a couple of sand dancers back with him coz i don't reckon we've had one them since Bobby Russell

Don't think we would of won anything for best team photie who's the boy in the back right hand corner he looks like a phsyco My first top was the first Ian Skelly number so i only just missed this one

Thought the Celtic staff were higher than that when they thought signing Mowbray was a good idea

When the post split fixtures were annonced i remember JB complained to the SPL about it & the loss of revenue. Does anyone know if anything ever came of that or was it swept under the carpet & JB decided not to pursue it any further?

Is anyone else disappointed that we are poised to sign the Airdrie keeper as a backup to Fraser? Would much rather see us sign a quality keeper & have Fraser as the backup. And would it not be worth waiting to see if Ruddy is gonna be loaned out again & have a punt on him joining us on loan? Anyway if Fraser & this Airdrie boy are gonna be our keepers then it could be a long hard season

I've got a large Motherwell sticker on the back window of the car. As no one here in Australia knows who Motherwell are then my car's perfectly safe. So i leave it on there and am happily spreading the word.

What we as fans have to decide is........ fuck all!! We get who we get nothing us fans can do about it. Our job is just to support the team & try to help them get past each round starting with the pishy team we will get first who have every chance of pumping us out. I swear some people here think we are gonna win this tourny. Geez if Falkirk can beat us then anyone can.

Why are Celtic there aren't they in the Champions League? Or are the powers that be just assuming Celtic will get punted out at the qualifiers.

What's classed as roasting in Scotland these days

anything but a round collar for me. when ur a wee fella with a big beer gut ya have 2 get the large size to fit over yer belly but then the round collar ends up down at yer tits

Juke's goal been removed from YouTube after a complaint by SPL about infringement shit.

Isn't he best mates with Steven Gerrard? And isn't Gerrard rumoured to be leaving Liverpool?

Aye all water damamged pornos have to be removed but no mention on wether jizz damaged ones are allowed to remain

The Daily Ranger says McGhee is gonna be sniffing around other clubs looking to pick up their cast offs. Anyone think Coke or Hately will end up at the sheep?

Could it be that Boyle is a bit dubious of Browns ability to handle a whole season at his age? Would give Boyle the chance to pap him out without having to pay Brown compo.

Sorry but living in Australia now i have to hope that they cuff your lot in the first group game. Put this game down as a draw coz Germany are traditionally slow starters but now that Michael Bollocks is out i fancy Australia might sneek a win.

I remember turning up at Hampden & being amazed at how many Well fans were there but i also remember turning up at Fir park for the first home game the next season & being amazed that they had all disappeared again. Must've been all smoke & mirrors

A pair of Michael Fraser's gloves for auction damn i reackon Dove will be putting in a bid for them. Would be a great advertisement for how slippery there soap is

Very true & here's hoping that Hutchinson has had his wee spell of injuries & can stay fit from now on but some players are just injury prone & so far his track record isn't the best so imo some reliable cover is required.

No benefit to Boyle but definitely a benefit to Brown coz if a bigger club comes in for him he can be offski without us getting any compensation.

The boy Kennedy at Celtic was considered the next big thing if he could stay fit & look what happened to him. Still say we need a class centre half to shore up the defense especially in we are gonna have Fraser in goals.

Nah no that one it was being played over the tanoy long before people decided good health should be advertised at fitba.