A slant on that memorable 80's shed chant ...........
His name's Brian Mclair,
but we call him Frank.
He's plays for the Celts,
he's a bit of a ####.
He's no good at football,
to tell you the truth,
Brian McLair is a poof.
Also liked .........
Nicholas, Nicholas, Charlie Nicholas,
He gets the ball,
he does fekk all,
Charlie Nicholas.