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Pipe and Slippers too mate, please

Morning Frenchie

The big fella's broken his duck .............. now watch the confidence grow

Obviously not, you'd be way too busy social climbing, attending freebie dinners and designing shyte stands to have time to go online

Have you been on holiday ?

ah well ............ bad day at the office. It's not the 1st time nor will it be the last time. Here's hoping this doesn't affect the players too badly and they are able to up the anti for next week.

She gets steak and chips on a Saturday

come back from that and I'll eat the dug's dinner

Which one ? Ayr, Dundee, Rotherham, Leeds, Newcastle, Manc, Torquay, etc., ?

Yeee........Haaaaaaaaaaaa

So the Good Hibs have turned up then bad start, but I've got 2-1 in the Predictor ................ so here's hoping.

Only 4 Scots in the starting XI.

and £10 from the grumpy auld git from Skaville ............. what's the final look Bop ?

It's fine by me ................... could have been worse, a lot worse. Besides, away from home the vocal backing is better.

and when the Mauld Firm come to town they cower in a corner and do fekk all. bit of consistency is required, but no ............ fans like ours are an easy target.

Sporran ? Yes, it was a rather handy 'bum-bag', but the shorts were actually cut-down tracky bottoms............. had to give the kilt a wee rest, but bawz were a tad chaffed

Absolutely spot on. Tour company, whoever they were, should have done their homework ........... sending state of the art buses with hydraulic suspension into a country who's road network consisted of concrete slabs then there was the border crossing and more concrete slabs The Sleepy Brothers got a lot of stick, but weren't responsible for the shambles IMHO.

Personally I think all Primary school kids should get in for £1, High school and students and OAP's for £5

Deserves a bit of stick, yeah ?

With the bad perm ? ............ yes indeed

Hopefully he'll break his duck soon and settle afterwards.

My thoughts too. We are capable of humping them, but we have to keep Stokes and Riordan quiet in order to do so.

I was kindly 'volunteered' to be Mother-Hen for Bus-2 by Neil Greirson and his buddies. On the way back on the ferry, the bus drivers informed me that all porn related items would have to be removed and taken thru customs independently as the bus would be weighed and ex-ray'd therefore anything extra would show up and we'd be in bother. I passed the word round to my sympathetic cohorts on Bus-2, popped my pocket sized scud book into my sporran and off I went thru customs at Dover. I'm thinking everything is OK when the 2 drivers call me onto the bus, that Customs have found something on board and we're in the shit. Up the bus they take me, and lift up the back seat to reveal a magnificent horrendous stash of porn mags, blow-up dolls, vibrators, butt-plugs, you name it - it was there. I shit myself. Then on came the lads and they all burst out laughing. Everyone had stored their gear under the back seat, while muggins here was the only one who took anything thru customs Think it was that day I started to lose my hair

indeed ........ and what colour was his skin ?

Indeed I do, in Kassels it was where we stayed overnight. Am sure some folks got snapped coming out with their plain brown bags. Joe bought a vibrator then tried to get batteries for it on the ferry "Have you got batteries for my massager ?" ..... one of the classic lines