1982. The scene - a pub anywhere in Scotland.
A tune comes on the video jukebox (it 's an upmarket pub).
A few folk start mumbling the tune.
The chorus kicks in and the singers ramp up their volume,
"Too-ra-loo-ra, too-ra-loo-rye, ay" they roar in unison
Then "Over the hill with the swords of a thousand men" 50% of them end with, thinking it was Tenpole Tudor they were listening to.