{Every ticket thread on here}
"We're in the Final"
-- "Brilliant - how many tickets have we sold?"
"I don't know - we're in the final"
--"Great - but why has 'Flow not insisted on more tickets?"
"We're in the Final"
--"Aye, Brilliant - can we stop calling it he Celtic end?"
"It's our second final of the season"
--"I know, but the tickets - how many?
"It's the FINAL"
--"Aye, but the tickets need to go to real 'Well fans, not day trippers"
"2nd FINAL"
--"Only half the tickets sold? That's poor"
"IT'S THE FINAL"
--"Do I need to sit in my allocated seat?"