weeyin

Do my jokes need explaining now? I'd better have a lie down and recharge.

Only if he has signed a pre-contract - those only cover specific scenarios. These days there could be all sorts of deals, clauses, options, extensions, bonuses, cross border exceptions, development fees and who knows what else that can play a part in timings and cost of a deal.

Maybe his current registration/contract doesn't expire until the end of the month.

Do we dump bears in the woods?

Even the worst marketing department in the world wouldn't use an NYPD Police Car to welcome an Australian who once played in Seattle (3,000 miles away from NYC) and most recently played in Coventry (3,500 miles away from NYC)

Were they not in the Magic Roundabout?

Well you don't sound like the Tannoy announcer, because I made out every word.

1 year to give him time to bloom, else he's on gardening leave, bud.

From what 'Flo was saying regarding "creative ways" to fund a new scoreboard, I'm hoping any refurbishment is covered by a sponsor. Given the ubiquity of smartphones at games, I agree it wouldn't be great value - unless it was one of those that showed action replays etc.

Hope they don't get any paint on the stairs.

We're re-laying the old turf on the roof and Community Trust will rent it out for "Extreme Five Aside".

If we're looking for help in a bar fight, aye.

I think you just won this thread.

I don't now the exact figures, but there is certainly a decent bump in cash next season. Which is why it was even more crucial than normal to stay in the top flight.

My old man thinks Mrs Brown's Boys is funny Seriously, though, my preference for wingers and full backs is to be naturally footed for the side the play on, but I'm sure there are plenty of exceptions.

They release those strips for the youngsters that weren't lucky enough to be at Hampden that day.

If we kept winning it, that last one wouldn't be as special.

I think it depends if we are talking about goals or hopes. As I mentioned earlier, my goal is to avoid relegation etc. My hope is we push for the top 6 and get a decent cup run.

Don't get relegated. Stay solvent. Win a few games. Beat Accies.

Aye, priorities in signing won't coincide with the timings of announced signings, but he seems to know exactly who he wants. As pointed out, however, as nice as it is to do business early, other business is dependent on offloading players, loan deals, the transfer window and people bidding for our guys. So the last pieces of business might not happen until July or August.

I think it was just one step too far removed from our regular style. Fine if you are Blackburn Rovers - not quite as fine for ourselves. I quite liked the Patrick one, mind you.

Only if the shirt was also different.

If Thomas returns from his loan as good as Cadden and Erwin did from their's I'd be happy to see him stick around.

Wonder if they will also be the sponsor of the new scoreboard.

The level of caring ranges from folk like you (and me) who won't be buying one and don't really mind, to the likes of underboyleheating who will have a mild stroke if one stitch on the badge is 0.5 microns off centre