I always enjoyed listening to Danny Baker's football show before they took it off the air. He had a rule that nobody involved with the professional game was allowed to participate and most of the focus was on the wee teams like ourselves.
He often had great ideas for his phone-ins from team mascots that got into fights to best places to watch games for free - seem to remember Albion Rovers got a shout in that one.
Unfortunately, that particular show was cancelled when he fell out with his bosses, so he isn't 100% football anymore. Even in it's current guise, however, his show is an entertaining way to spend an hour or two. He's obviously a huge fan of the game and, more importantly, of the unfashionable teams and the fans who go for years with little success.
(And if I ever make it to the sausage sandwich game - brown sauce every time).