eddiemunster

So using your own £1200/week figure, you've made £1.75m in the taxi trade since 1988. When can I start?

Defence with an "s" tae *inhales sharply through teeth*

Somebody from stonehouse on the buroo, well I never!

Londonwell dishing oot the telts like a menopausal woman whose man doesn't fancy her anymore here.

Enjoying a beer on my holidays in France. Had some handbrake trouble yesterday. Sante!

CMwellfan is on the spectrum and I'm not talking about his computer.

Aye, the lezzer in the middle ate her.

God loves a trier, but I'm not God and Josh Law is absolute dog shite.

A pair of absolute Elsie Tanners

Best dressed golf club perhaps

Wearing a football strip on holiday is the mark of a stig

I prefer the black version of that kit myself.

Anywhere approaching 200k for Ainsworth and I'll drive him to Plymouth myself. Unplayable on his day, but sadly his days are becoming few and far between. A good servant to the club and he would leave with my best wishes but I think it is the right time for him to go, in the best interests of both parties.

I wasn't sure at first, but those exclamation marks convinced me of the veracity of your argument.

This never actually happened.

Ian c. You read post read like Chinese. You mad. You push you children tough at school. They make success but no seek you for emotional develop.

Big man brushes his teeth with a Ford cortina

Favourite late Winners? Definitely Michael.

Tried to get miles away apparently.

He was suspended for whipping picadily.

A major influence and driving force during a period where we have stagnated as an organisation and lack vision or direction. Some man.

Dicks

Must have a dig like Tyson.

Reported for racism.