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Definitely too aragant

LOUD NOISES!!!!

Statistically our worst ever manager.

Jimmy Calderwood has to decide whether to wear a tie or a belt, because if he wears both he looks like sausages.

Let's get Gus Poyet in, he will quell any unrest in the dressing room by plastering the place in his own shite.

Telt

I've guaranteed us a victory by taking Morton on my treble. You can all thank me later. Edit: St Johnstone are one of the others. Oosh.

Eats, shoots and leaves?

Craigan to be manager within 2 months with Robinson his assistant. Absolute nap.

I knew you were going to say that

Nice

"Cash Converters"

We got lucky there, our second goal looked a mile offside on Twitter.

Telt!

There's a difference between making this fair point which not many actually disagree with & saying "I bet none of our strikers get five goals". Hence my flippant reply, although the offer of a cash bet still stands.

Beep.beep.beep goes the bravado bus as it reverses back into the garage.

I'll take that bet. Hundred quid?

That's a bit heavy slagging your mate for having a low paid job like

On first impressions I like the away, but the home looks like it was designed by committee, too busy looking for me. I'll wait to see what they are like in person.

I've just pinged a tenner to your bank account mate, had the details set up from last year. Cheers for organising this again

They wouldn't have the gaul to go for it.

Sorted today thanks troops. Chummy if you want some lessons in trolling, give me a shout

Alright kids, anybody able to assist? I have a ticket for the main on sunday as no East available. Apparently some may become available tomorrow as season ticket holders dont take their ticket. I'm unlikely to have time to queue tomorrow so would anyone be able to swap me a ticket for the East stand for my main stand ticket?

Not the most mobile? Does he fancy starting at left back?

Josh Law is basically the most handsome man in the burns unit at the moment