fatcalf

Ban him fae the next European tie, that'll sort him out and make him reflect on his daftness.

Strong no doubt, that's the way Jeffries likes his teams, but can they play?

What about a certificate to frame and put on the wall in my living room? I'd like one of those.

He'll get banned soon, cannae be talking sense on there and getting away wi' it.

Maybe more to do with it being a drunken jape rather than what was initially suspected an actual theft?

My Mum's side are from Airdire, what chance do I have?

Aye we waited long enough on Bob Malcolm so we can wait for Sutty.

Am just misunderstood

Right so I've had it explained now, all of a sudden I have a neg rep??? Who have I upset?

I'm away for a wee break on 9th July so hopefully no sneaky trips to Montrose or Elgin for me to miss out on.

Still nane the wiser

What's a negative dot?

I'd glady donate the contents of my old fitba' bank, sure there's a couple of old ha'pennies in there. Maybe one or two leftover zlotys from Katowice as well.

Should just leave it at that Al.

No, not all, just the overwhelming majority. I know one or two decent ones as well

Utter scum got what they deserved I hope. Truly the dregs of society that shower, stereotyping suits them to a T.

Daft buggers, it only went round the block to give yees time tae finish

First Div a step too far, ah mind the last time we were there, was like a burst couch every Sunday night.

Yip Karma indeed, what a way to bow out.

They're going to show it again soon.

Stella Cidre, ye been sleeping? Couldnae be arsed waiting for Becks to chill as it was after 10pm when ah got home. In the end there wis Rekorderlig in the fridge so that got tanned instead. Aye title is still a possibility but needing a favour aff Jags Trust. First time we've earned promotion off our own backs. Last twice was due to teams dropping out in the league above so very satisfying to clinch it with our own performances.

Ah know, hyper. There's a case of Cidre sitting just behind me tae. Tempting.

Hot on the heels of Frazzle's Fir Park Corner mob winning the internet league, our lot went through to Stirling tonight and clinched promotion with a hard fought 2-1 win. Omens is it? Omens ye say? Am that excited av had a cup of coffee, 2 slice of toast and a Twirl while the shorts have been steeping. Mental me.

Dug mine oot today, it's shrunk Oor Amber's been running about wi' it on all day, think I might have lost it already.