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I missed the first tie and third tie both then and now

Could have been the Provi

Or using different names on the cover even

Indeed I did but if folk dinnae want tae listen it's up to them. Somebody will get the benefit though.

How many times have you won something as sought after as 2 hospitality packages for the Scottish Cup Final though? It's not like it's a bottle of Asda wine is it?

FFS gie the guy a break. He's offering tickets at less than their true value and still gets pelters. If the roles were reversed I'd be looking to make some cash on them tae, some of us really do need to lighten up.

McCall's main concern over the last few weeks is rightly the Final, nothing much to play for bar pride. He had to play it cagey to make sure his first choice 11 were fit for Hampden, couldnae give two fucks what happened in the remaining league games if I'm totally honest. If he went for points which were ultimately meaningless and Randolph aggravated his strain say, those criticising him now would have been more critical for not protecting our major players I dare say.

No' wi' a Motherwell badge on the chest it isnae.

Sieb was telling me today about a converstaion he over heard in Bellshill. One Rattler gives it "Ye seen Murrawell man, pure Claret & Amber bunting everywhere" Second Rattlers goes "That's shite man, Motherwell's a Shellic toon an a'" F-U-C-K-I-N-G H-E-L-L

Tis ineed a fine tune, disnae need any words, just Lo Lo Lo wi' it. Liking that.

Ach they just got a bit mixed up wi' they word 'hings. Obviously meant to say "their first Scottish Cup since winning their second in 1991." Easy mistake to make for a deadhead.

Caught on camera, might have given me a shout maxywell, I'd have struck a pose.

That's what I do every week, apart fae the Metro, it works Let's face it the very fact we're up against one of the scum means we'll be mere bit part players in whatever angle the meedja want to take, doesn't take away from my enjoyment cos I pay no attention to the fuckers. Difference in 1991 was 2 provincial teams facing each other with brothers managing the respective clubs, no meedja favourites and no hidden agendas, just a fantastic football occasion. Can't get that with either of the bigot bros involved but it will make victory all the sweeter.

Just remembered yon White Stripes tune, didnae even get a mention, what wis it, 7 Nation Army? Molenbeek fans gave that laldy when I was over in Belgium, sounded excellent.

Here's a thought, anyone on here get lucky in the ballot, just take the tickets even if you're already sorted, then go on the sales/swops thread and offer them to those struggling/panicking. Just an idea

Am gonnae wave that flag vigorously so I am.

The last thing I'll be worrying about at the Final is avoiding saying nasty things about that wee turd. The mhedia don't need an excuse to have a go at us as they've proved over and over so I won't be holding back for fear of them writing not nice things about us. They will anyway so might as well give it tight to the yella teethed smelly.

Or to get us a hike in his transfer fee?

Manners to wait til yer asked

Bump the Million pound price tag up then, if Liverpool can afford the inflated fee for an average centre forward like Carroll they can afford 5 times that for the magic wee winger to put the ball on his heid.

I'm sure Chelsea got the nod because they were prepared to let him stay until the seasn ended whereas the others involved wanted him asap, e.g. Nottm Forest. Although his story about the jaikiy that is Brian Clough on Tuesday was class.

I suppose that is the case but I have been confident all along that everyone who wants one will get one. Have we ever had a complete sell-out in cases like this?

Fae Slade?

Threaten them with legal proceedings and see them shite theirselves.