Next up, MJC murders Santa, the Easter Bunny and the Tooth Fairy, because dreams are foolish, and shall never come true.
You all should be ashamed for thinking that perhaps, just perhaps, a talismanic ex player, who has been clubless for months, and has nowt to lose with another wee period at our houfing, embarrassing backwater club, may just sign a short term deal, in order to get himself a move to somewhere more upmarket.
I mean, playing here was obviously a bad move to begin with, and why, as a player who has any small fart of potential would you bother...?