Al B

[steelmenonline] "Lets's keep Dan!! We need to keep Dan! It would be amazing if we could hang on to Dan! I hope we can do a deal to keep Dan. Dan is the difference!! Woooo DAAAAANNNNNNN!!!!!" .....ok we'll looking at doing a deal to bring Dan back.... "ohhhh I dunno about that Dan's awffy wee, Dan doesny command his box enough, maybe a deal to the end of the season in case he's shit. Dan will do I guess but what about Kello instead?" [/steelmenonline]

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I have to say I don't feel anything for the content of that post either. I don't give a second thought to Reynolds playing for Aberdeen other than the fact it means I know his game better than other players and what we should be watching out for. By the same token I doubt Murphy playing for Hibs would bother me in the slightest.

This are the goodest English what I has ever read.

I never really noticed it quite as much at the time, as you're watching it all spread out over a couple of years...but watch that whole video of Henrik closely. He's James McFadden. It's almost like a carbon copy of the vintage stuff...wee bit more pace but it's runs, passing players with a combination of power, skill and what often looks like complete jamminess but happens too often for it to actually just be jamminess. Beating players often by an unexpected change of direction rather than ball skills, although the skills are available to use as well. A lot of his goals are so similar too.

Don't worry, he'll probably get played at right back anyway.

That's the reason they weren't on the bench, so they were fresh for todays U20 game. Said so in the pre-match interview on the radio.

It was good of them to go even further and keep it to one.

Dunno about that, I always remember an interview with Duncan Shearer just after he'd turned down a move to us and was asked why, and his answer was why would I move from a club where the fans treat me like a hero, to a club who's fans berate their own players.

Personally, that last one is the perfect Motherwell kit. The only bad thing about having that would be that eventually, it would change.

I play on the new, all-singing all-dancing, latest technology surface at The Falkirk Stadium every week, and it's awful...up there with the worst surfaces i've ever played on...and im a big fan of artificial turf normally. The only way I can describe it if you've never played on it is that it feels and sounds like you're playing on a 3 inch blanket of snow. If it's raining it's slidy enough to have to adjust your movement so you don't end up on your backside every time you stop or turn (even with mouldies on), and if it's dry the ball holds up something ridiculous if you play it along the deck. You do get more used to it after a while if you play on it a lot, but it's horrible.

Get Sandy Toksvig, she can sit with James Forrest and chat about life with no neck.

What is your opinion based on? Not disputing your right to have one....just wondering if you've seen something we're all missing?

Really? Way to have your finger on the pulse....no wonder your footballing opinions are so highly respected.

The Macron Leeds away kit is my favourite UK shirt of this season, and the tailoring of it is spot on as they do both standard fit and bodyfit versions (although if this rumour is true I doubt we'd have that option).

And Celtic had AC Milan shiting their pants last week. Doesn't really mean much.

I voted for a change. The Puma kits have all looked fine to me, but the tailoring and fit of them are awful. The proportions of the tops are miles out.

What's it got to do with grammer? Never mentioned grammar at all. As I said most people talk like that anyway...it's just more difficult to read when it's written down because your eye isn't used to it.

I know it's not unusual for most people to speak like that and our ears are used to it, but as far as reading it is concerned it feels like im being raped in the eyes every time I read a post of yours. It's confusing as fuck to actually read.

In Malpas' defence, I always liked that club tie. Shame it was never available to buy.

As much as the pantomime period was funny at the time, I really like Mark Mcghee. I've a lot of time for him.

I admit it's a very limited way to judge a persons character, but following a wee boy you don't know on twitter is cringe-worthy.

The sleeves bug the hell out of me. I've mentioned it before but the proportions of the Puma tops are all wrong, last seasons were the same. Normally you know if you have the right size because too big feels too big, too small feels to small, and the right size fits you. With these tops though, you know you have the right size because it feels to small and too big at the same time.

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