BobWilson (Anchorman)

iMac? Whit the fuck ye doin de-fuzzing yer legs when there's a game on? Your takin this modern-man thing too far! Half-Time = Outside the digs for a fag. (Windows are nailed shut!)

This one's perfect for me Ramma; Watch With Motha Even down here in this shithole

And a great example of why arseholes shouldn't.

Cheers Tam. Assume it's one wildcard for the tie as opposed to each leg?

I've been told who the 'uncle' was, and I'm utterly astonished. A total 'Well diehard for 30+ years, and I've never known him to be in bother before. In no way am I standing up for him by saying this though, and frankly he'll deserve any ban or whatever that's coming his way. I can understand if you're suddenly caught up in something and react in the wrong manner... But to still be acting an arsehole several hours later has no defence. Honestly can't see how he can redeem himself for this, and I sure hope he's thoroughly fuckin embarrased. I'm gutted that he's made a complete and utter twat of himself.

Very little chance in keeping up to date with things at the moment, so can someone please explain the 'wildcard' scenario? Ta.

That's a lifesaver mate, cheers. I've united a few Iron & Mariner fans to watch this in the Unofficial Steelmenonline (Scunny Branch) Supporters Club. Or the White Swan in Scotter as it's more commonly known. They quite like it that we appear to be even more shite than them.

The BBC are obviously reporting the figure that includes the £650,000 that Quinn owes us back for his legal fees. In saying that, getting 50 grand for him is still a smashing bit of business.

Dancer... Just so happens I'll be returning to the 'shire next week.

Cheers mate. A wee pm if ye can help me out Dave.

Regarding the 'splash-screen' on the 'fishal site; Looks like the old Davy United Strip Mill from Ravenscraig in the background. Anyone know the source of this photo? Men of Steel... Superb stuff.

Aye, for a 6 year old, Lewis was a bit meltit! He looked far more alarmed when a certain Mrs C made a beeline for him...

That's a braw shirt, and the training gear looks superb. The diet starts the morra.

From that photo, can you ask if he waxes or shaves his chebs? Top bloke big Craggs... He's even been known to drop intae folks 40th birthday parties! Yet another good reason to book yer functions at Fir Park. All the very best to him in the coming season.

Again, superb updates. And if there's any that wavy-coil drainage stuff left when all's done, I'd be delighted tae take it off the clubs hands. For free. And a hope our marketing people are charging for the blatant advertising in them foties. Pished. Good night.

I ended up buyin the big mans Under Armour on Sunday... And it fits me Good luck in Australia. Ya fat fucker

Oooft... Ma gay Sunday name! Would that have caught a highly respected MFC employee whanging the ball of Stevie Hammell's coupon on Saturday me wonders??? Funny. As. Fuck. Apologies if this has already been mentioned. Nah, screw the apology, it's worth mentioning more than once... And you could see the rid neck all the way from the bench to the back of the 'Coop!!! Comedy Gold.

Agreed mate, some positive words. Can't praise the official site highly enough at the moment, something to be truly proud off and really does the club proud. Been educating my colleagues down in Scunthorpe in the Motherwell Way, and they're well impressed by the 'fishal site. Mind you, they reckon this forum's full of bangers Great to read that Der Dougmeister will be back home, and even better news there's beer involved in his new role. Good luck wee man, no that yull need it Enjoying the New Pitch updates as well, looks like full steam ahead... Can we hack Pie & Bovril so that it only shows these photo's as well as our next match details? How good does that look; Motherwell V Europa League (TBC). Marvellous! So many positives... Or too many shandies after a tough shift! And with that, back to the chronic home-sickness <greetin_face.gif>

Tough one for the club this. Going to be hard to please anyone, let alone everyone... Would be interesting to see what the various clubs would charge us, which is inevitably what the final decision will be based on. An unless it's Glanford Park for both legs, I'm pretty much fucked

Whoop-de-Doo! That's about as much as I have at the mo'.

Good Times! Congratulations, and the very best of luck for the future.

Any team news yet? Been drifting between a coma and the vomitarium since I awoke, so not heard much on the tranny.

Had my house warming party that night... Made quite an impression on the new neighbours Regarding 'eck; Surely one of the luckiest managers of all time, and regularly assisted by his pals in the media. Handsomely rewarded for being in the right place at the right time and little else. A cock.