BobWilson (Anchorman)

Always enjoy your posts mate, but please post your rant soon before I'm too drunk / depressed to enjoy!

Noticeable that they were doubling-up early on, frustrating that we couldn't capitalise on the space elsewhere. Not sure how he could be considered our MotM. 3 at the back surprised me again, and Cadden as a defending wing back is back in the land of fantasy. Won't work no matter how long we keep trying it.

He shagged Imries maw... Not sure if this is the same thing.

Relegation would be a financial disaster. There will be no romance in the Championship, would be the beginning to a quick end. And I've checked my pants... Scadded but dry.

Total red neck for anyone involved in that pish. Right Up there with applauding away fans. What the fuck is that all about?

Says the man that watched the game clutching his autograph book with his face painted in a claret and amber saltire. Hypocrite.

I'm on the man juice noo ya shoppin cunt!

I'm genuinely curious to know what our outlay is, in relation to similar sized clubs, for non-footballing matters. The Twitter feed and the wee promo videos are good, but I don't understand what actual return they bring to the club. The website is a fuckin car crash and long overdue a revamp. But lets focus on designing a new mascot. We've probably contracted that out tae. As for the fan engagement expert, that's a whole topic of its own! Egotistical, narcissistic arsehole. Wonder if he has goalie gloves?

Craig Samson. Shite at what he does. No different to any of the other arseholes. And I'm guessing Stevie Hammels maw picked the MotM at the game.

Quite... The "model" is like some fucked-up Fantasy Football Manager virtual reality for fan boys. What we have are enthusiastic amateurs chasing their tails and making the game up as they go along; Splashing cash on external venues, 3rd party organisers and lovely throw away signs for the sponsors night, opening 2 tiers of the South Stand for 108 fans, and hiring a 3rd party production unit to film the vanity project of #MadeInMotherwell is the tip of the iceberg. Shite goalkeeper? Least of our worries. Fuck fitba.

Club saviour and matchday experience guru Ryan Murrant might be interested in promoting this event on Saturday. Either that or the newly opened Club 100 could pack the place out by hosting this. Anyone running a book on this?

Wank?

Outstanding assassination job! My biggest concern is that McGhee will only move on if the great man decides to do so himself. I fear that we will now see what happens when we have enthusiastic amateurs in charge of the club, rather than time-served professionals. It's great that we have die hard Steelmen around the club management structure that undeniably devote 100's of hours a week... But it's not enthusiasm we need right now, it's ability. Worrying times. But back in fantasy land, and assuming someone has't already mentioned it, Bobby Williamson would lead us back to glory.

Joe Carson would've had his own emoji

Big Zak Jules. Strolled it. Everything that typifies the modern defender; Tall, athletic, good lookin, nice haircut, good social media activity, can't tackle and has no spacial awareness. Great signing. Too many folk on here know fuck all about football...

Can gingers get a visa these days?

Congratulations Jay, delighted for both yourself and the Society. Now, about those yellow paint splashes.......

'Fan-engagement practicioner'... Sweet Mother of fkn mercy.

It's no longer safe to stand-up at the fitba, standing on the pitch will result in spontaneous combustion, and bovril is too hot for under 40's. Kickba is a death-trap these days.

Lookin forward to this as always lads, I like nothing better than lying naked in my hotel room listening to the podcast. But can we have a "Without Yer Elder" option... I get enough of him on a Saturday

Big Sparra would be a risk to air traffic at that height!

Eyes down for some post-match cliche bingo from our well groomed gaffer.

Would rather listen to the regulars than him any day of the week... A bigger bum than ten arses is our Mr Kirk.

Best of luck with this, thoroughly enjoy the podcasts . I'd defo be interested, although I think the runners-up prize should go to the person finishing last... Just to give me a chance of a wee lift.

This thread has restored my faith in the forum. Now please show's some nice photo's of gutties I canny afford