BobWilson (Anchorman)

Super! And a smashing wee swing on the goal difference Roon ye McGhee... Right ROON YE!

The only way you could drive one of them is via remote control!!!

Eeeek... Me tae!

I'll need tae repair the ceiling before the anchorwummin gets home!

Erect & Moist!!!

Fuckin Yip Diddly Dae Die Deeeee!!! Roon ye Mutley

I thought it was the same commentary team that did Escape To Victory! And Jim Leighton... Oh dear... A letter to Points of View is in order. Utter Shite.

x2 The fucker!!!

A few points on Craig Browns man-management skills today. Re-introduces Fitzpatrick. Like him or loathe him, this will give a massive boost to his confidence. He'll have close pals within the team who'll be delighted to see him back in there as well. A total Win-Win. Gave special praise to Craigan (and Reynolds) for dealing with Kyle. Again, a confidence booster from a guy who got it tight from Gannon. Singled out Lasley as MotM, pointing out he's hardly kicked a ball in anger this season. Takes off the goal scorers in a 'take a bow son' approach when the game was won. That's gonnae be a happy bus back up the road. I'm not the biggest football expert in the world (in fact, not even in this house!), but a know a wee bit about management... And all of the above says to me the team are in a safe pair of auld wrinkly hands. Well played Jack n Victor, Well played 'Well. Now lets get pished!!!

FUCKIN YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS!!!

Come on then... Intae thum!

Need to take one of these chances or it's gonna be Tynecastle all over again. Stacks of corners as well, but don't seem to be causing them too many problems.

Yaaaa..... Ooooohhh!!! Thought that was in.

Oooft... Thought we were in there. No bad wee spell.

Not sure about face pulling, but I'm definitely a breath holder.

Must be round about us... Row S, right in the middle. 4 or 5 of us with our kids. Mind say hiya

Boak.

Certainly no after half-time this season!

I'll be there before the game. Unfortunately I have to shoot right after the match... Need to be home for Strictly & X Factor. And if you see anyone walking strangely and looking for something, it'll be Insrebus in search of his bangers. And just for the hell of it, here's what a gay bar in Embra looks like

Hey Ho Me Hearty. Ye canny beat a wee bit of gayness before Easter Road. Although the bottom touching at the aforementioned fixture was taking things a bit too far. If yer in a pub near the ground tomorrow, and hear Chicory Tip - Son Of My Father on the jukey, watch yer erses. Can I also take this opportunity to disassociate myself from PettyWulligrew & Insrebus. This pair are renouned fiddy kiddlers and only started watching the Well when Gary Glitter stopped touring.

Well that helped ease the pain of my man-flu... Now I must rest.

Crazy_Diamond and the Dougster... Hmm... I've never seen them together at the same time. Could they be one and the same?

Oops... Fixed it now. 7.30pm for an 8pm start. Further proof that I should never-ever be given anything remotely responsible to do.

Guys, the race night is now confirmed; STEPHEN CRAIGAN TESTIMONIAL RACE NIGHT JACK DANIELS SATURDAY 24th OCTOBER 7.30pm for 8pm START TICKETS ON SALE NOW FROM FIR PARK & JACK DANIELS £5 A HEAD Should be a belter of a night... Hope the big fella gets the turn out he deserves

Sad news indeed. I've known of Betty for a long time, but only met her a few times very recently. Just one of those people that instantly bring a smile to your face. Clearly a very honest & loving person, who will be sadly missed by many. RIP Betty. A Real Legend.