real dosser

Says the man who couldnae wait to get back to Airdrie to work the turnstiles at the Bucharest game

I thought all the wummen were playing AGAINST Arsenal on Tuesday night.

Congratulations to all concerned with the MFC Ladies team. Last Motherwell/Arsenal connection I can think of was Peter Marinello and he did all right Look forward to hearing of your success down south.

F***sake he's carrying an injury already

He's 5ft 13 inches

No wonder Dundee Utd managed to beat the Jambos last night. If you look at the Rancid today at the players scores out of 10 United were playing themselves. It goes through the United team twice with no Jambos mentioned. Surely somebody must be proof reading at a daily newspaper. Dicks

More sad news for Well fans. It always seems to be players with more than average ability that we lose too early. Condolances to family & friends. R.I.P. Brian

There's probably about thirty guys in Well tops being held at Schipol airport while the authorities check with acergy uk if they work for them

6:38 and you're up already or are you just getting home from last night ??

Wonmder if Mr Magoo played his famous all out attacking 4-3-3 system. You know the one he employed against St Midden in the cup.

RIP Mowgli. Condolances to his family and friends.

I think it has already been posted somewhere but the reason the Europa League game is being played in Airdrie is that the Fir Park floodlights are up for an overhaul during the week of the Bucharest game. It has nothing to do with the new pitch. The Wigan game would have been on a Saturday afternoon and therefore didn't need lights but I don't think UEFA would be too happy about playing a Europa League match in semi-darkness

The Albanians will never have experienced anything like a steakbake from Greggs.

The Albanians are saying they must declare all travellers are employees of the club for tax reasons. Looks like the Border Control people are only trying to ensure that there are no dodgy Eastern Europeans looking to enter the country and perhaps not go back again. If they are having to register them as employees of the club there would be some sort of control over who was entering the country. Then again our friendly Albanian poster from last week was going on about how beautiful the women were over there so why would they want to come over here.

Backing up Ankles optimism on the other thread I feel we won't win the Europa League as it startred too early in the season for us. But once we are up and running I fancy the domestic treble and if we don't get it then Mr Gannon can go back doon the road. I'm away to lie down in a darkened room.

I'm with you ankles. Mon the Dossers

Congratulations to you all for making it to Albania; but who's telling porkies ?? If it's the Albo 10 who the F*** took the picture ???

Don't see any reason why we cant beat them over here. Do you think that Big Guy the commentator kept talking about is related to Tuguy of Blackburn ?? Mon the dossers.

Where does he come from ?? Have seen him listed as being born in Walsall then South Africa and now the Racing Post stats page has him born in Jamaica. Does anybody know ?? Don't want the Ease End Baby Crew buying the wrong flags to wave at him. P.S. Don't buy any St George's cross flags for Jennings please.

Haw less of the cracks about Airdrie. You were all happy to park in my street last night and walk up to the game. ( Obviously the big crowd took the Airdrie Polis by surprise because they usually have cones oot everywhere)

Somebody asked why we had 3 and 4 defenders back just to mark their number 9. Because although not a particularly good player he was putting himself about, using his strength (and elbows) to good effect and generally causing the defence problems. Now look at the other end of the park. What the F*** did Sutton do last night ?? Absolutely Hee Haw and not for the first time in his career at Well. IMO he is a waste of a jersey. All the people who moaned about Clarky's poor first touch and aimless running about should look at what we have up front now that he ain't here. Jim Gannon has his work cut out but I'm sure that given time he will make us a better side and I still think we are good enough to get a result in Wales next week. Mon the Dossers.

There is parking available at New Broomfield. I think they usually charge a couple of quid to use it but there is definately enough space to accommodate a fair number of cars. There isn't much in the way of on street parking nearby as they usually put cones everywhere near the stadium. Sorry but I think my driveway is already full tonight.

Welcome to Scotland Jim. Hope we all get what we want from your arrival. Roll on Thursday. 100% behind you and the team. Mon the Dossers.

Please Flow tell us you aint going to Bradford to set up an interview for JB with the wee ginger haired twat that likes dancing on car bonnets.

Sydney Mibees you could take all the Record ""journalists"" out for one of the free lunches that seem to be all the rage at the Record at the moment.