real dosser

As I was leaving the East Stand today there was a senior plod ( scrambled egg around the hat type ) standing just before the steps down to the gate. As it was obvious that the Celtic fans (sic) were being allowed to leave the Cooper at the same time I asked him (politely I may add) what happened to the Health & Safety issues about both sets of fans meeting behind the Copper. His reply ?? " Nothing to do with me. On your way" Now he is probably getting about £300-400 for an overtime shift. So why the F*** is he there if it has nothing to do with him. As it was there was a wee bit of bother just outside the gates as I left with I think a couple of Celtic fans being huckled by the police. Totally predictable and preventable if the people in authority would do what they are supposed ( and being paid ) to do. No doubt the papers tomorrow will be full of S***e about Well fans singing The Famine Song to wee Aiden whilst the Smeltic fans stood for the whole match in the South Stand and gave us several renditions of The Soldiers Song and other associated Irish Ditties. P.S. can somebody point Samaras in the direction of a branch of Boots to buy some shampoo. ( He looks like Hartleys love child) Anyway Mon the Dossers.

The wee ginger minger was doing plenty of talking to him at Porkheid on Sunday. Probably along the lines of " See how the ref disnae gie fouls when van fanny whor of castlemilk jumps in wi his elbows oot" Well you do the same next week. "And see how Mcmanus brings down Miller about 30 seconds after the balls away then thats no a penalty." Just you do the same as your pal oot there and we'll get on fine. Of course if that wee foreign guy Klimpl goes in hard on wee Nakymurra then its got to be a booking right away.

St MIdden have never had 18000 fans in their puff.

Agree entirely with your point Foghorn about using the FPC or not but there is a perception that it is a Rangers place. I can go back a long time as well to when there was still a crossroads at Flemington ( where I hear the younsters asking ) and a well known Rangers haunt called the Flemington Bar. When Flemington cross was removed to make way for the roundabout that now occupies the site the Rangers fans moved en masse to the Fir Park Club as it was the nearest drinking place at the time ( I don't think the Bullfrog was there then ) That is a FACT as I know several Rangers fans who used to work with me who made the changeover and openly admitted that it was a good move as the drink was cheaper because it was a club. That is where the Rangers tie up comes from I think and yes I know that on a Saturday or when the Dossers are playing at Fir Park the FPC has lots of Well fans in before and after the game outwith those times I think you will find that there are lots of otherwise inclined football fans in there. But as you said if you don't like it don't go in.

Is the Falkirk game no being shown live on Futbal Mundial ???

Awrabest to Awra Dossers. Mon the Well

Hows about "Fanfare for the Common Man " Emerson, Lake & Palmer. It used to played at Shawfield speedway as the teams came out. Not sure how to do the link thingy to you tube.

Can anybody remember the last time we had a ref at FIr Park who actually had a reasonable game ?????? Richmond today ( as always when we get him ) had another shocker. Stonewall penalty in the first half -- no chance. Last minute not even an appeal from ICT and penalty given. What the F*** was that all about.

Quite a few decent performances today with O'Brien, Clarky, Fitzy, Crags and Klimpl worthy of special mention but had to go with Porter on the strength of his hat-trick. P.S. Hughes looked more like himself today; anything to do with Klimpl playing in a position just in front of the back four which suits both him and the team.

Well done Coach. What more can you say ??