A wee message frae the main stand... The east stand they cannae sing... cannae sing... cannae sign... the east stand they cannae sign they cannae sign fur peanuts......
ok taxi....
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Territory? Its the worlds biggest Island ba'heid :wank:
Wush sumdae wid pit it oan utube
The other day my mates wife asked "how many women have you made love to in your life?"
He said "fifteen"
She said " oh so I was number fifteen!!"
He said "No you were number eight"
The doctor says that he can leave hospital sometime next week once the swelling has gone down!
We can take advantage of Celtic's shaky defence, insists Aberdeen hit-kid Chris Maguire
CHRIS MAGUIRE is confident Celtic's suspect defence will provide Aberdeen with the chance to salvage their season today