Tam Servo

Also, it wouldn't be the Daily Rancid without some woeful journalism. "...Return to Fir Park."

"...Ross Forbes has done better than I thought." Hat trick themorra then Ross?

He also has a better grasp of English by the looks of things.

Boring Mondays, I decided to make a XI from those players, just a bit of fun: GK Gabor Kiraly RB Carl Hoefkens LB Michael Ball CB Sol Campbell CB Ricardo Rocha RM Fabio Ferreira LM John Oster CM Amaury Bischoff CM Guillame Beuzelin CF Collins John CF Leroy Lita Decent team.

I thought you were being serious for a moment there. Eh.....

Yep, the young lads done alright, outshone the so called experienced players. Saunders done alright, he needs to cross it sooner though, he takes too many touches. Also a few steaks wouldn't go amiss. Forbes has a great left foot, he just needs to learn to make the most of it. Slane came on and looked superb. Got back well, made some good tackles and had that great run past 3 or 4 Llanelli players. Yes, it was ultimately a disappointment, but I think we have the players to absolutely scud them next week. Whatever though, I'm buzzing for the away leg, shall be a smashing few days!

Honestly, ave nae scooby doo who Jim Gannon is, but having read some of the stuff on here, his ethos seems to fit perfectly with the club.

Went for McLean. Solid job at the back, got up well for the goal. Hughes was absolutely rank though! And don't get me started on Sheridan...

If one train was traveling at 30 miles per hour from Perth and the other was traveling at 70 kilometers an hour from Sydney, how long is a sledge?

Quite looking forward tae a wee away jaunt tae Dingwall next season...