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Aww shite thats just ruined the joke for me now.

Yer just making excuses for him now. You also forgot to mention the lingo and food differences as well.

Was it you

Can he play the isolated ,frustrating lone striker roll. If so he will fit right in. I really hope he doesn’t have to very often.

After that embarrassment. I think he dogged all the classes except the one about giving out lemons at half time. He knows nothing about attacking football its all negative shite, has been for many months.

No

No chance . SK missed out on the classes teaching two up when he did his badges.

New season , full of promise , a clean slate , new signings and raring to go. I just wish some folk would change the depressing, doom mongering, pant wetting , trolling patter ( delete where appropriate ) from previous seasons and at least try n get out of the right side of the bed in the morning. Think happy thoughts , at lest until September.

Who cares who we get in the next round . Just get there and play who we are drawn against. We need to change our mindset in cup knockout competitions get stuck in right from the start and try n win the tie. Our attitude in cup comps has been pathetic for years now. Last year against Morton is a prime example . Im sure we used to be quite a good cup side with a few semi and final appearances.

Tom Boyd. Hero to zero in the blink of a eye. Pass the bellows 🔥

He should be on as well

Thats it started and its only 20th of July. Its going to be a loooong season. ps. I reserve the right to retract this statement if we get pumped today.

To a plastic recycling firm.

Hes not going to say We have got a big % of this 1.6 million transfer fee to spend so if we approach you or your team about signing double your fee cause we can afford it , now is he.

Thats why it was withdrawn. So not to embarrass that lot that thought it was a good idea . When the votes were roughly counted they have had an indication of the way the votes were going so far, wild sheep done them a favour withdrawing it to save their faces. It was a poor deal from our point of view right from the start and had a bit of desperation for investment at any price about it.

Five pints in and your hallucinating already 🍺

Everyone loves and wants a big ,strong, athletic striker.

Nope - a painter

Is there a pie stall there or do you have to use the centre one. The facilitys aren't great but there really is no alternative . As long as its kept tidy n clean . Once any work starts it will open a can of worms with what has been hidden from previous efforts,wear n tear and extentions. Recommed to demolish it after that . Where would operations hq be while this is going on. Was a mess last time work was carried out Rebuild would be over 2 years I would recon by time it's knocked down ,cleared rebuilt , kitted out, passed for saftey etc. Knowing us it would probly be more like 3 years. Coat of paint and get youth team to sweep up, wash the bird shite off the seats and fix the burst cushions,would be a start and is about all we can afford just now. I'd rather have a good team on the park than a shiney new soleless stand, still be same pies they would be selling new or old one. 😉

Its the real world. No way we can afford to replace itwithout a detrimental effect on the team. Sat there in centre for over 30 yrs. Its dated but there is atmosphere about the place you wont get in a st midden type stand and turnstiles are a disappearing tradition. If yer daft enough to sit in the front row not under cover then u deserve wet feet. Paying extra is worth it for one of best views in the leauge and not having to sit with the riff raff in the east. 😂 Where does OP usually sit

More back peddling than the Tour De France stuck in reverse. Twelve months ago SK was clueless for signing a useless St Johnstone reject , that would never amount to anything If that was the level of player we were signing we were doomed. Thank goodness everyone exept SK was talking shite

Proud to say i have no idea what you are talking about

To St Midden ?

Aye going to football regularly or having a season ticket for your local club means you get second class citizen treatment at every turn. TV rules the roost now.

They can stick their matchday passes right up their fat cat arses. This company has ruined Scottish football. Not having internationals on normal telly for everyone to watch is awful. Paying to watch a national league cup friendly no thanks.