Haggischomper

I hope Mr Flow gets his laptop out, shows it to a few media people and writes an email saying Dear Brenda, 'roon ye

200 grand won't even get Brendan a sook of my balls. Away ye go.

Pissing myself laughing at the daftie on Hearts TV when he said that

...who is currently Motherwell's best player?

I don't think Doogie Imrie goes to the bog though

Part ash, part broken glass and needles?

No, you can totally hear every word....

I only do my job for money, bit of a mercenary me.

Damned lies.

Somehow, he has the same number of Scotland caps as Steven Saunders. I weep.

Is Hartley in Tenerife? Does he have a pen?

Always felt he should have been taking our penalties

Goes against the grain of how are recruitment process seems to be these days - bring in an unknown guy with potential, give him a platform, sell him. Of course, this loan if it happens may be indicative of how difficult the January window is so they may just be looking at Ciftci as a stop gap. Don't particularly like the idea of us doing business with that moron Rogers either. I never have been a huge fan of loans though.

I'm kinda surprised the Hartley deal hasn't been done as yet so wondering if there's gonna be a bombshell dropped there somehow.

For me, Hammell > Boyd. Plus he isn't a cock like Boyd is

Who is second best?

Also, stating the bleeding obvious I know, but let's not forget that the Accies are also ugly and smelly

Think Hammell is the final of the Motherwell players I ever saw play in the flesh. I've now got no personal attachment to any of the squad, so it's definitely the end of an Era for me. Good luck to The Hamster!!

We'll not be signing anyone until Flow gets his iPhone fixed

Everybody calmed down yet?

Surely if yer registered yer registered?

Gives me The Fear

On the one hand, the rot HAS to stop but, on the other, fans have to temper expectations a tad despite the excellent early start to the season. That being said, certain players need hunted out the club

Thanks for cheering me up

66 games, only 11 goals