Haggischomper

Little in the way of action. Even the commentators sound half-asleep

God, we sound pish.

Motherwell 21 Ruddy 03 Hammell 04 Reynolds 05 Craigan 06 Coke 08 Jennings 14 Lasley 24 Hateley 09 Jutkiewicz 11 Sutton 17 O'Brien Substitutes 01 Fraser, 43 Saunders, 07 Humphrey, 16 Fitzpatrick, 15 Murphy, 27 Forbes, 35 McHugh Hamilton 01 Cerny 04 Canning 05 van Zanten 15 Easton 25 Elebert 08 McArthur 27 Mensing 37 Sullivan 21 Marco Paixao 23 Imrie 26 Thomas Substitutes 19 Murdoch, 03 Hastings, 36 Crawford, 12 Evans, 14 Elliott, 33 Wilkie, 18 Flavio Paixao

Spelling, FFS! It's possibubivullible.

Of course, I speak as an anorexic myself - I look in the mirror and think I'm a fat bastard.

Yep, and then we bitch about the journos when they can't get it right. Marc/Mark Reynolds/Fitzpatrick would be another one

Goram, Fat Boab, Tony Vaughan and Tony Thomas belong in a 'how did they ever FIT in a Motherwell jersey' thread.

What about Hammell? Or Hammel? Or Hamell? Or Hamel? Or Hammill?

25? Looks nearer 35!! Must be all that sunshine down there.

That's no bother for Oor Craigie Broon!

Think we might dispose of the quite handily - 3 or 4 -1. Jack to put his back out celebrating by swinging from the dugout roof.

Tax dodge is it?

Now, THAT is thinking outside the box and quite different (for us) - I kinda like it!

Yes. Once, maybe twice, during an injury crisis.

Aye, Billy did like the odd clanger or two right enough - then again, so did Sieb. Was it at Dens he basically flung one in his own net?

Billy the Fish? I'd have to disagree with you there - he had a cracking season for us one year which i don't think he gets full credit for. Think he suffered a bit from not being Sieb Dykstra...

Ooft, forgot about that performance. That might be the single worst performance by a Motherwell player I have ever witnessed. I had high hopes for that boy, too.

i'm pretty sure Coyle almost hit the Motorola sign in the Coop from a penalty. Might have been his last game for us.

Me too.

Exactly. To hell with what others think. Let's just worry about US.

(Not a dig in any way ---->) I think we need to move beyond 'blue means h**s, green means tims' arguments. We start debating at that level and the thuggy-bamsticks may well have won over common sense.

Dickov can pissov. Would much rather we had a younger, hungrier player a la The Duke. Experience is nice but Dickov might be just a bit too experienced...

Och, ya big Tease!

We Fu-Kin LOVE you all, We Fu-Kin love you all We Fu-Kin LOVE, We Fu-Kin love you all! And for the refs: Who's the oppressor in the black?

That's in my top 3 phrases I thought I'd never read on the Club Chat!