Pishing myself laughing at this cos the young fella I work with claims to have put on 30 pounds of muscle in the last 3 weeks. Only difference is he looks orange now cos he's been overdoing the sunbed too. Looking forward to hearing about how many lbs he's put on today when I go in - and, of course, how many babes he banged last night. Like with many posters on here, all you can do is nod and smile, nod and smile.