Haggischomper

If we'd managed any sort of result (other than defeat) yesterday I'd have been more confident than I am. As it is, I think we need to score an early goal to ease the pressure on us - pressure that will only mount if East Fife prove to be stoic and our pissed-off supporters get on the team's back the longer it remains 0-0. It's gonna be nervy, I fear

Had high hopes for this guy but it's starting to scream Mark O'Brien at me. Plus, can't stand divers - dirty, cheating scumbags.

Over to the players.

About 347 seems pretty feckin precise to me

Fucking made mine!

Paul Lambert and Martyn Corrigan, amongst others, started slowly and went on to have fine careers for us. I'm sure this bloke will be just fine

They're not a scary team but, on the other hand, nor are we - at least, not yet. Don't think we lose this one but important to take at least a point

Let's keep politics out of it

Diving, girlie haircuts, poncey non-black boots and now triangles. As a traditionalist, I'll have to insist on mature cheddar or nothing.

At least we're not Chelsea

Hitting the post counts for fuck all

Can smell the pong of wet gussets from here

All you Motherwell nil bams are burst already. Up ye!

Jesus fucking wept, my brain is bleeding.

I fuckin fainted reading that cos I couldn't draw breath

Two of which people were encouraged by

Ding ding ding ding winner winner chicken dinner!

Didn't Lee Erwin net us 400 grand?

Time to break out the "bad day at the office" patter, no doubt

If it means anything, at the very least no player will be on cruise control thinking they are an automatic pick. Feels like it's been a long, long time since we have had a squad like this where bench players will be fighting for that starting berth. Competition is a good thing.

Facts are facts

No way an international class player sits on the bench to make way for Jack Leitch. Not every player we develop will go on to be a first team stalwart that can be sold on to the highest bidder. We need squad players too, backups ups that can come in and do a job when needed. Perhaps that will be Jack Leitch's role with us, who knows? For now, Leitch will have to impress from coming off the bench.

We're having these. Three points for the good guys

Wish he'd turned into a fucking footballer