Haggischomper

Exactly. Same thing that kept him put towards the end of last season. Coincided with his bampottery

One thing to remember with players coming in is that we are keeping some powder dry for January, I am sure.

Hard to say how good we will be. Much will depend on how good or bad the other teams are.

Think Flow said he was at home with an injury but was getting there

Derek Rae tweeting about how he enjoyed working with Gary and sorry to see n him go so I reckon his BT duties are over

Think Twardzik is fine in stop-gap situations where the regular may be injured or suspended but relying on him for a full season would scare me

Twardzik definitely solidifying the backup goalie position

It's Stephanie Casagolda

Yesterday's match report/tweets made it seem like a couple of our players including a trialist came back on after being subbed off. I'm sure I'm just misreading things but it's a bit confusing

Likes a blether, does Mr Paterson. Easiest interview ever!

It's a guy called Stephen Goldhouse. A reputable sauce called Mallet Hauns told my cousin's uncle's son.

Heard we are being innovative this year and going Any Man Save

Think goalie is a position that I wouldn't mind a loanee but the fewer loanees we have the better, I reckon

Another great listen, lads. Not even out my scratcher yet and listened to it. The wonders of modern technology. Wife is less chuffed though as it's not even 7.30am yet. Serves her right for fucking off to see U2 yesterday and having a late night

As much as Faddy has provided me with many a diamond cutter, this chat has to stop. I'd actually be disappointed if we signed him, unbelievably.

I'd like to think our opposition do too

Now that you've pointed it out, I can't stop noticing it! Bugger.

His what?

Goals. Lots and lots of goals. Good, pacey, attacking, exciting football to go with it and steady defending. That's what I want, then let the chips fall where they may

Maybe the new sponsor is Sharpie Markers. No interest in us looking like 11 highlighters again. Once was enough

I once got overexcited and called him the White Zico. Ooft.

What shade of yellow is that? Bile?

Think it depends on what happens with him. If he is our main striker then, yeah, I agree with you. If he is just a squad player, though, then I am happy enough with that. Personally think he'll be a back up and, as such, gives us good depth until another youngster is ready to step up from the reserves. But, yeah, if we are relying on him as the main man then that's worrying.

What, like that guy Twardzik that many on here wanted as our first choice GK last year?

I agree. Would think our first choice striker will be an up and coming young fella with his best days ahead of him that we can sell on, rather than someone starting on the downside of his career with all due respect to Clarkson