Haggischomper

Can you commit suicide by masterbation?

McFadden. He's bums on seats. With the greatest will in the world, the rest aren't. They just simply aren't.

Is this a wee hint about the new away kit?

How many games left? Three? Would love him to get to 30. Sadly, only three more chances to see this team in action.

The 3-3 Aberdeen game still sticks in the craw - as does the Rangers debacle - and I think there were a couple other games around that time where we carelessly threw points away. Still, every season there are moments you can point to and ask 'what if?'

There's no probably about it

Up ye Lennon.

And the answer is ALWAYS 'fuckin braw!'

They've nothing to play for, we do. Lennon's comments will add to put competitiveness while, hopefully, they will shirk a tackle or two as they don't fancy torn ligaments lying on the beach in a few weeks time

Because it's just a game, not a reenactment of the battle against nazi evil. Also, 10 seconds and it's done - if yer in the pie queue ye'll miss it

Players generally shake hands with each other at the end of the match as they head for the dressing room and have done so for generations so not sure why MJC is getting his knickers in a twist. Anyway, we all know Lennon would be lost if he had to manage our squad with our financial restrictions.

Lennon is comedy gold. I think the well fans should, in full sarcastic mode, sing "there's only one neil lennon" as they do the guard of honour. He'll know damn fine we're pulling his twanger but he'll not be able to bitch about it to the press so his wee purple face will explode, showering green teeth everywhere. Plus, there really IS only one Neil Lennon. And he's a c**t.

I know it's their template. I'm saying maybe the amber stripe and claret stripe might be the design for the away jersey.

Have the club shop whipped up any Higdon designs with the Marmite logo yet? I don't like Marmite, but I like big Higgy

I think people tend to be more receptive when they see it in the flesh anyway

Every single silver strip we have had has been a belter

Wonder if the collar is a precursor to the away? White with a claret stripe and amber stripe going down the middle? Might not work with the sponsor though

It's already growing on me a bit. Pretty sure Faddy is gonna look shagadelic in it....

I'm on the fence so far.

Claims, surely!!

That option three is manky. I fear that'll be our away.

Oh! Thought it was much longer than that!

When was the last time we had claret shorts?

Was it not that guy Gallacher, ex Dundee Utd, that did him in a preseason game (Coventry?) and he was never the same again? You are right he was rotten towards the end, I just don't remember what year that was

I'd take Mio, McCart and Softie over Hutchie every time. Well, maybe not Softie but definitely the other two