brisbaneMFC

I am looking forward to seeing someone who is willing to stamp their mark on the club. As for time, well, there is a section of the crowd who'd have booed creation in seven days telling the man upstairs to "make some ****ing changes, for **** sake."

That bloke that runs the chain of chippies in Glasgow.

Am assured that it isn't really much of a football town.

Really nice touch with the arrangements.

+1 at the moment.

I'm still hummin and hawin about going down regardless. I'm going to disguise myself in a sheepskin in order to blend into the background, then shuffle into the park. I'll make sure that the rear end of the camouflage is non-penetrable to be on the safe side. £20 for what sounds like the likes of Links Park is steep. Fair do's to a wee club wanting to make the best of the situation though. Having had a wee look at a pic of the ground, I see ample opportunity for getting in/getting a view of the game if it comes to it.

Then we'd be goosed for signings as Caucasians aren't indigineous (Caucus mountains). He'd be looking for short arse Pictish people and cro-magnons or something. Fife would be a good shout. Particularly Glenrothes - Keef probably has a register of them.

Georgia two years ago, this family-businessman in a restaurant gave us a couple of litres from his personal flagon. Lovely stuff. Next day wanted to die.

He can keep a beady eye on the team. Ho Ho!

I've just eaten a banana centred chocolate bar and am still none the wiser to how many polls, managers or combinations thereof we have or will get. So I voted 1. Next time I'm going to use a tactical vote though.

Well done Sutton. Another fine argument for Prune, Castor Oil and All Bran smoothies. Lay some cable!

Exactly. Place is huge and while it would be an adventure, I'm really apprehensive that we do get there - could be prohibitively expensive and likely the cops would want baksheesh all the time.

If they play day games, he'll sweat. And his napper will burn.

Is that due to dubious grammar?

what does "Sublimated Dry Fit Pique" mean? I tried to get a definition for 'sublimated', but nope and nope

Nope, I can walk along to Links park in 10 minutes.

What can they offer package wise? Even the great Willie Miller is so skint he had to raffle off his 'tache.

Links Park, Montrose. Can't see it though.

Couple of points - Iceland - very expensive, maybe not so much now that the economy has gone belly up. That Moldovan team - Dinamo Bender. That is on the edge of Transnistria, which is a bit dodgy. Really think I'd rather get a wee jaunt to Ireland for this one. Or Malta. Malta in the sun, drinking Cisk and watching the Well would be ace. be able to get a wee package deal on that one too.

Lot of mental looking destinations, I'll take any basically, see what I can do about getting there. What about this bunch,another Romanov club MTZ_RIPO

I like a vitriolic build up to a game, gives it a wee touch of drama.

Made me laugh like fuck. Telling the wee Celtic punter next to me to sit on his hands or leave. Then he did leave. Ha!

Steady on eh? Talk about an away to NI and guns takes the sheen off it. If we end up there, it would be nice though. Loved it last time. I think. Fuck knows. Not sure I was there. Only way to tell was sunburn and a hole in my bank account.

Hang on - are we actually going now? Is it decided?

Been to a few ex-Sov States with Scotland. Some were alright, some were borderline. To be honest I don't care where it is, but I'd like cheap. Kazakhstan has randomness appeal, but could be pricey and sktechy.