Juan Kerse

As believable as the pish Hammerfist spouts No shit!!

Ach fair doos. Would have taken that. At the start of the game next week we are going through, can't ask for more than that!!

Wind yer neck in. All I did was laugh at you and ask 90% of the punters here - it is justified!! Now I reckon we should all give this thread a berth as you are 15 years old, trousers down, sitting on a spoon in your room in your maws house jizzing over yer G-Star gear at the amount of punters interacting with you on this. I'm out.

Go away now, it is tiring.

Cheers!! The local guys said the chant doesnt translate as it is just nonsense really - now I know why!!! Still can;t believe their manager came for beers with us before the game!!'

Aye all that 'loyal to Motherwell' stuff just sounded shite. And the BBC have just lifted the name from this board anaw!!

Shite. WHY would he choose Motherwell over the Capital or Championship clubs AND why do you keep saying he will be loyal to the 'Well and staying for years and years. IS it because he is you?

Totally. Remember how we all fancied ourselves against Nancy. Patter like 'They aren't the biggest team in France, same level as us - we can take them..' And what happened? We faced a team stronger, faster and better on the ball than us in every position!! Likewise against Flamurtari it was the unknown, this time we thought we might scrape it and we pumped the life out them and scored EIGHT at home!! This mob might be a tidy team with fitter and faster players that knock the ball around us or they could be just poorer than us with and we go through. Who knows?

God, we really are dying for transfer news!! Someone registers a new alias, clean makes some shit up using his favourite FM player and you'se are all over it like a dug eating beetroot!!!

Newcastle to Bergen ferry is a thing of the past sadly mate, if that's the one you were thinking about. You can get to Holland for about £30 notes on some websites if you want an EPIC drive!! And yes, i'm thinking about it.....

Where's that from mate? If it all comes under £200 I could do something like this too. Flights were £320 cheapest, including all nighters in airports so sack that!

The mora at 12 lunchtime!! Think we can get an 'emergency' in, whatever that means...

Good times. Got to congratulate the team on our first Home/Away win since Hanvar in 94! The team certainly needs a few bodies in - unfortunately we won't get them for Norway!!!

It's his bling-end I can't stop staring at now!!

That's a bloke in a kilt dude.

I just noticed for the first time that the horse in your avatar has his big fat cock out!!

And first European goal oversees for years and years - since Mypa, McSkimming I think!!

And that's our first goal 'overseas' in European competition since, what, Shaun McSkimming!!

All over. Norway flights booked!!

me anaw not paying £8 for something folk are getting for nowt - radio will do me!!!!!!!!

squeaky bum there!! not getting any streams. One has an old spurs game!!